World War, 1914-1918 -- Aerial operations -- Juvenile fiction
Burton drew a little nearer and watched feverishly. The officer put his
hand into the bag, and drew forth a bundle of what appeared to be
striped wool. Exclaiming at its weight, he laid it on the counter, and
began to unroll it. His colleagues smiled as he held aloft the
pantaloons of a suit of pyjamas. He threw them down, and took up the
object round which the garment had been wrapped. It was a large glass
bottle, filled with a viscid yellowish liquid, and bearing a label.
"Voila!" shouted its owner. "Je vous l’avais bien dit."
The officer took up the bottle, eyeing it suspiciously. He examined the
label; he took out the stopper and sniffed, then held the bottle to the
noses of his colleagues, who sniffed in turn.
"It will not explode?" he said to the Frenchman.
"Explode!" snorted the man scornfully. "It is harmless; it is perfect;
it contains no petroleum; look, there is the warranty on the label.
Bah!"
He struck a match and held it to the mouth of the open bottle, which the
officer extended at arm’s length. The flame flickered and went out.
"Voila!" said the Frenchman with a triumphant snort.
Then fumbling in his pocket he drew out a sheaf of flimsy papers. One
of these he handed to the officer, who glanced at it, smiled, said, "Ah!
oui! oui!" and replacing the stopper, rolled the bottle in the pyjamas
again.
"But it is not yet certain," he exclaimed. "Monsieur will permit me."
He plunged his hand again into the bag, whose owner made a comical
gesture of outraged modesty as the officer brought out, first the
companion jacket of the pantaloons, then a somewhat ancient tooth-brush.
He rummaged further, turned the bag upside down. It contained nothing
else.
"A thousand excuses, monsieur," he said, replacing the articles, and
chalking the bag.
"Ah! It is your duty," said the passenger magnanimously. "Good-night,
monsieur."
Catching sight of Burton as he was passing on, he stopped.
"Ah! my friend, here you are," he said. "I give you vun of my announce.
It has ze address. I see you to-morrow? Zat is quite right!"
Then he lifted his hat and went his way.
Burton thrust the slip of paper into his pocket without looking at it.
He felt horribly disconcerted. The fluid in the bottle was certainly
not Micklewright’s explosive; that was a crystalline solid. He had made
an egregious mistake. It was more than disappointing; it was
humiliating. He had been engaged in a wild-goose chase indeed. His
stratagem was wasted; his suspicions were unfounded; his deductions
utterly fallacious. While he was dogging this innocent Frenchman, the
real villain was no doubt on the other side of the sea, waiting for the
night boat from Dover or perhaps Newhaven. He had made a fool of
himself.
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