Longevity -- Fiction; Physicians -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
The old man smiled for the first time, at something that his eyes saw
behind the white plaster of the far wall. Finally, Stallings rose to
leave. Buttoning himself up, he said: "You'll send the bill?"
Dr. Needzak laughed genially. "I can see that you aren't accustomed to
visiting doctors, young man. The better the doctor, the more risky it
is to send the bill. My policy is to request full payment before the
patient leaves the office, just in case I've given the right sort of
advice. In cases where I prescribe medicine, of course, you may pay for
the prescription and the consultation fee simultaneously. Before taking
the medicine, you understand." Again he laughed.
"I understand. I should have guessed. I work in a bank myself. I hate
the work. I'm tired of everything, in fact. But I know how important it
is to pay promptly."
The doctor had just filed away Stallings' physical record when the
receptionist ushered in an extremely elderly woman. Dr. Needzak smiled
broadly, and said:
"Mrs. Watkins! I didn't expect to see you again so soon." He waved in
annoyance at the receptionist, who hovered behind the new patient. She
left, reluctantly.
Mrs. Watkins groped her way to the chair, wincing when the receptionist
slammed the door. The old woman rubbed her bony forehead with a mottled
hand that trembled and said:
"I know that I wasn't supposed to come back for another three months.
But did you realize that I'll have my 190th birthday before those three
months are up? When a person gets to be that old, she looks forward
to seeing the doctor more than she used to look forward for Santa to
arrive back in the old days."
"No symptoms since your last visit?" Dr. Needzak spoke more loudly than
usual in deference to her failing hearing, and turned up the light to
aid weak, old eyes.
"None." She spat out the word. "I'm going to change doctors, if this
keeps up. I've heard of a couple of doctors who aren't as scrupulous as
you are. After living all this time, I think that I could be permitted
one little crime, lying to them about a symptom. Then I know that I'd
be made happy. What's the use being moral when you're too frail and
tottery to enjoy life?"
Dr. Needzak shook his head, disapprovingly. "I don't think you're quite
as miserable as you think you are. Don't go to those quack doctors.
Suppose you're caught, halfway through a crime? You might linger for
decades, half-well, half-sick, from the effects of what they'd give
you. Even the quacks won't supply you with strychnine, you know."
"I know. I shouldn't have suggested it. But I get so tired of living."
"Well, I can't see any physical trouble that could have developed
enough to warrant a complete exam since your last one. Maybe those
arteries will start hardening by the time you have that 190th
birthday. Or you could take up chemistry as a hobby. Just think what a
fine explosion you might get mixed up in!"
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