Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
After the introduction Miss Wenzel followed Jo Haley into the lobby. She
took no pains to lower her voice.
"Well I must say, Mr. Haley, you've got a fine nerve! If my gentleman
friend was to hear of my working with an ex-con I wouldn't be surprised
if he'd break off the engagement. I should think you'd have some respect
for the feelings of a lady with a name to keep up, and engaged to a swell
fellow like Mr. Schwartz."
"Say, listen, m' girl," replied Jo Haley. "The law don't cover all the
tricks. But if stuffing an order was a criminal offense I'll bet your
swell traveling man would be doing a life term."
Ted worked that day with his teeth set so that his jaws ached next
morning. Minnie Wenzel spoke to him only when necessary and then in
terms of dollars and cents. When dinner time came she divested herself
of the black sateen sleevelets, wriggled from the shoulders down a la
Patricia O'Brien, produced a chamois skin, and disappeared in the
direction of the washroom. Ted waited until the dining-room was almost
deserted. Then he went in to dinner alone. Some one in white wearing an
absurd little pocket handkerchief of an apron led him to a seat in a far
corner of the big room. Ted did not lift his eyes higher than the snowy
square of the apron. The Apron drew out a chair, shoved it under Ted's
knees in the way Aprons have, and thrust a printed menu at him.
"Roast beef, medium," said Ted, without looking up.
"Bless your heart, yuh ain't changed a bit. I remember how yuh used to
jaw when it was too well done," said the Apron, fondly.
Ted's head came up with a jerk.
"So yuh will cut yer old friends, is it?" grinned Birdie Callahan. "If
this wasn't a public dining-room maybe yuh'd shake hands with a poor but
proud workin' girrul. Yer as good lookin' a divil as ever, Mister Ted."
Ted's hand shot out and grasped hers. "Birdie! I could weep on your
apron! I never was so glad to see any one in my life. Just to look at
you makes me homesick. What in Sam Hill are you doing here?"
"Waitin'. After yer ma died, seemed like I didn't care t' work fer no
other privit fam'ly, so I came back here on my old job. I'll bet I'm the
homeliest head waitress in captivity."
Ted's nervous fingers were pleating the tablecloth. His voice sank to a
whisper. "Birdie, tell me the God's truth. Did those three years cause
her death?"
"Niver!" lied Birdie. "I was with her to the end. It started with a
cold on th' chest. Have some French fried with yer beef, Mr. Teddy.
They're illigent to-day."
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