Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Louie was no mollycoddle. But he had been in great demand as usher at
the Young Men's Sunday Evening Club service at the Congregational church,
and in his town there had been no Sophy Epsteins in too-tight princess
dresses, cut into a careless V. But Sophy was a city product--I was
about to say pure and simple, but I will not--wise, bold, young, old,
underfed, overworked, and triumphantly pretty.
"How-do!" cooed Sophy in her best baby tones. Louie's disapproving eyes
jumped from the objectionable V in Sophy's dress to the lure of Sophy's
face, and their expression underwent a lightning change. There was no
disapproving Sophy's face, no matter how long one had dwelt in Oskaloosa.
"I won't bite you," said Sophy. "I'm never vicious on Tuesdays. We'll
start here with the misses' an' children's, and work over to the other
side."
Whereupon Louie was introduced into the intricacies of the sample shoe
business. He kept his eyes resolutely away from the V, and learned many
things. He learned how shoes that look like six dollar values may be
sold for two-fifty. He looked on in wide-eyed horror while Sophy fitted
a No. 5 C shoe on a 6 B foot and assured the wearer that it looked like a
made-to-order boot. He picked up a pair of dull kid shoes and looked at
them. His leather-wise eyes saw much, and I think he would have taken
his hat off the hook, and his offended business principles out of the
shop forever if Sophy had not completed her purchase and strolled over to
him at the psychological moment.
She smiled up at him, impudently. "Well, Pink Cheeks," she said, "how do
you like our little settlement by the lake, huh?"
"These shoes aren't worth two-fifty," said Louie, indignation in his
voice.
"Well, sure," replied Sophy. "I know it. What do you think this is? A
charity bazaar?"
"But back home----" began Louie, hotly.
"Ferget it, kid," said Sophy. "This is a big town, but it ain't got no
room for back-homers. Don't sour on one job till you've got another
nailed. You'll find yourself cuddling down on a park bench if you do.
Say, are you honestly from Oskaloosa?"
"I certainly am," answered Louie, with pride.
"My goodness!" ejaculated Sophy. "I never believed there was no such
place. Don't brag about it to the other fellows."
"What time do you go out for lunch?" asked Louie.
"What's it to you?" with the accent on the "to."
"When I want to know a thing, I generally ask," explained Louie, gently.
Sophy looked at him--a long, keen, knowing look. "You'll learn," she
observed, thoughtfully.
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