Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Most people have acquired the habit of eating three meals a day. In a
city of some few millions the habit has made necessary the establishing
of many thousands of eating places. Jennie would have told you that
there were billions of these. To her the world seemed composed of one
huge, glittering restaurant, with myriads of windows through which one
caught maddening glimpses of ketchup bottles, and nickel coffee heaters,
and piles of doughnuts, and scurrying waiters in white, and people
critically studying menu cards. She walked in a maze of restaurants,
cafes, eating-houses. Tables and diners loomed up at every turn, on
every street, from Michigan Avenue's rose-shaded Louis the Somethingth
palaces, where every waiter owns his man, to the white tile mausoleums
where every man is his own waiter. Everywhere there were windows full of
lemon cream pies, and pans of baked apples swimming in lakes of golden
syrup, and pots of baked beans with the pink and crispy slices of pork
just breaking through the crust. Every dairy lunch mocked one with the
sign of "wheat cakes with maple syrup and country sausage, 20 cents."
There are those who will say that for cases like Jennie's there are soup
kitchens, Y. W. C. A.'s, relief associations, policemen, and things like
that. And so there are. Unfortunately, the people who need them aren't
up on them. Try it. Plant yourself, penniless, in the middle of State
Street on a busy day, dive into the howling, scrambling, pushing
maelstrom that hurls itself against the mountainous and impregnable form
of the crossing policeman, and see what you'll get out of it, provided
you have the courage.
Desperation gave Jennie a false courage. On the strength of it she made
two false starts. The third time she reached the arm of the crossing
policeman, and clutched it. That imposing giant removed the whistle from
his mouth, and majestically inclined his head without turning his gaze
upon Jennie, one eye being fixed on a red automobile that was showing
signs of sulking at its enforced pause, the other being busy with a
cursing drayman who was having an argument with his off horse.
Jennie mumbled her question.
Said the crossing policeman:
"Getcher car on Wabash, ride to 'umpty-second, transfer, get off at Blank
Street, and walk three blocks south."
Then he put the whistle back in his mouth, blew two shrill blasts, and
the horde of men, women, motors, drays, trucks, cars, and horses swept
over him, through him, past him, leaving him miraculously untouched.
Jennie landed on the opposite curbing, breathing hard. What was that
street? Umpty-what? Well, it didn't matter, anyway. She hadn't the
nickel for car fare.
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