Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
You never would have picked Ted for a criminal. He had none of those
interesting phrenological bumps and depressions that usually are shown to
such frank advantage in the Bertillon photographs. Ted had been
assistant cashier in the Citizens' National Bank. In a mad moment he had
attempted a little sleight-of-hand act in which certain Citizens'
National funds were to be transformed into certain glittering shares and
back again so quickly that the examiners couldn't follow it with their
eyes. But Ted was unaccustomed to these now-you-see-it-and-now-you-don't
feats and his hand slipped. The trick dropped to the floor with an awful
clatter.
Ted had been a lovable young kid, six feet high, and blonde, with a great
reputation as a dresser. He had the first yellow plush hat in our town.
It sat on his golden head like a halo. The women all liked Ted. Mrs.
Dankworth, the dashing widow (why will widows persist in being dashing?),
said that he was the only man in our town who knew how to wear a dress
suit. The men were forever slapping him on the back and asking him to
have a little something.
Ted's good looks and his clever tongue and a certain charming Irish way
he had with him caused him to be taken up by the smart set. Now, if
you've never lived in a small town you will be much amused at the idea of
its boasting a smart set. Which proves your ignorance. The small town
smart set is deadly serious about its smartness. It likes to take
six-hour runs down to the city to fit a pair of shoes and hear Caruso.
Its clothes are as well made, and its scandals as crisp, and its pace as
hasty, and its golf club as dull as the clothes, and scandals, and pace,
and golf club of its city cousins.
The hasty pace killed Ted. He tried to keep step in a set of young folks
whose fathers had made our town. And all the time his pocketbook was
yelling, "Whoa!" The young people ran largely to scarlet-upholstered
touring cars, and country-club doings, and house parties, as small town
younger generations are apt to. When Ted went to high school half the
boys in his little clique spent their after-school hours dashing up and
down Main street in their big, glittering cars, sitting slumped down on
the middle of their spines in front of the steering wheel, their sleeves
rolled up, their hair combed a militant pompadour. One or the other of
them always took Ted along. It is fearfully easy to develop a taste for
that kind of thing. As he grew older, the taste took root and became a
habit.
Ted came out after serving his term, still handsome, spite of all that
story-writers may have taught to the contrary. But we'll make this
concession to the old tradition. There was a difference.
His radiant blondeur was dimmed in some intangible, elusive way. Birdie
Callahan, who had worked in Ted's mother's kitchen for years, and who had
gone back to her old job at the Haley House after her mistress's death,
put it sadly, thus:
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