Engineers -- Fiction; Kidnapping -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Spouses -- Fiction; Time travel -- Fiction
When the sandwiches arrived, they were ordinary enough. He and Ann ate
in silence. A feeling of foreboding hung over them.
When they finished, the clerk gave him a check marked 1/20. Jeff looked
at it thoughtfully, shrugged and handed it to the cashier with two
dollar bills.
The man at the desk glanced at them and laughed. "Stage money, eh?"
"No, that's good money," Jeff assured him with a rather hollow smile.
"They're just new bills, that's all."
The cashier picked one up and looked at it curiously. "I'm afraid it's
no good here," he said, and pushed it back.
The bottom dropped out of Jeff's stomach. "What kind of money do you
want? This is all I have."
The cashier's smile faded. He caught the eye of a man in uniform on one
of the stools. The uniform was dark green, but the man acted like a
policeman. He loomed up beside Jeff.
"What's the rasper?" he demanded. Other customers, waiting to pay their
checks, eyed Jeff curiously.
"I guess I'm in trouble," Jeff told him. "I'm a stranger here and I got
something to eat under the impression that my money was legal tender.
Do you know where I can exchange it?"
* * * * *
The officer picked up the dollar bill and fingered it with evident
interest. He turned it over and studied the printing. "United States of
America," he read aloud. "What are those?"
"It's the name of the country I come from," Jeff said carefully.
"I--uh--got on the wrong train, apparently, and must have come further
than I thought. What's the name of this place?"
"This is Costa, West Goodland, in the Continental Federation. Say, you
must come from an umpty remote part of the world if you don't know
about this country." His eyes narrowed. "Where'd you learn to speak
Federal, if you come from so far?"
Jeff said helplessly, "I can't explain, if you don't know about the
United States. Listen, can you take me to a bank, or some place where
they know about foreign exchange?"
The policeman scowled. "How'd you get into this country, anyway? You
got immigrate clearance?"
An angry muttering started among the bystanders.
The policeman made up his mind. "You come with me."
At the police station, Jeff put his elbows dejectedly on the high
counter while the policeman talked to an officer in charge. Some men
whom Jeff took for reporters got up from a table and eased over to
listen.
"I don't know whether to charge them with fakemake, bumsy, peekage or
lunate," the policeman said as he finished.
His superior gave Jeff a long puzzled stare.
Jeff sighed. "I know it sounds impossible, but a man brought me in
something he claimed was a time traveler. You speak the same language I
do--more or less--but everything else is kind of unfamiliar. I belong
in the United States, a country in North America. I can't believe I'm
so far in the future that the United States has been forgotten."
There ensued a long, confused, inconclusive interrogation.
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