Bees -- Caricatures and cartoons; Bees -- Juvenile poetry; Children's poetry; Wit and humor, Pictorial
I have, alas, grown stout; and it requires a strong cob to carry
twenty stone, and go lively under it as well. Such a mount fetches
a long price, which does not suit a short purse; and such
Godfathers, alas! _abierunt ad plures_; their successors give no
such gifts to their Godchildren.
PARNASSUS GREEN.--Not at all the same sort of place as Paddington
Green. The latter is now familiarly haunted by our Comic song
writers, those most dolorous of all funny men. Parnassus Green
stands, from the necessity of rhyme, for Green Parnassus.
HIPPOCRENE.--The first horse drinking fountain, and produced,
moreover, by a stamp of Peggy's hoof. This would be a good subject
for a drinking fountain of the present day. I make a present of the
idea to any young sculptor who has a commission from one of our
merchant princes, and is hard up for a subject. The most approved
receipt for developing a poetic temperament was to sleep on
Parnassus, and drink of Hippocrene in the morn. Persius has it,
"Non fonte labra prolui caballino,
Nec in bicipiti somniasse Parnasso
Memini, ut repente sic poeta prodirem."
No more have I; and perhaps some of my readers may say that I
should have done better had I waited for a sleep on Parnassus, and
a drink of Hippocrene before I began to write. All I can say is, I
hope to take one next year, if I visit Greece.
FYTTE I.--_Page 1-7._--The fun of this first Fytte will be "real
nuts" to every Bee-master. The whole economy of a Hive is viewed
from a human stand-point. The sentinels watching with their own
stings in their hands as lances; the early labours of the chamber
and house maids; the architects setting out the day's work; the
swaddling clothes and pap boat for the Grub Royal; the State of the
Queen; the idleness of the drones: all is well told, at least in
the wood cuts.
"PIG IN THE GARDEN STRAYED AROUND."--_Page 8._--A very improper
place for Pig to take his constitutional walk. The wicket gate
which leads to your Hives should be always properly secured, or
results very different from the fattening of a pig may be produced.
For what is possible, though not very probable, see one of the
early chapters of Maryatt's Mr. Midshipman Easy.
"WAS ERST ALL LEAN, WAS NOW ALL FAT."--_Page 10._--The alteration
of the animal tissue in consequence of a sting is very wonderful;
it is certainly not fat which is deposited. So that this method of
getting Bacon Pigs ready for market, though it would save corn,
would not be satisfactory to the Bacon Curer when he puts his
flitches in salt, still less to the cook, when frying a rasher.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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