Bees -- Caricatures and cartoons; Bees -- Juvenile poetry; Children's poetry; Wit and humor, Pictorial
"A HONEY THIEF, ILL MAY HE THRIVE."--_Page 55._--Every Bee keeper
will echo this wish. I know no sight more piteous than an apiary
the night after it has been plundered. Light Hives upset, and
lying, with the combs all broken, on the ground. The Bees crawling
about in wild confusion around their violated homes, lately so
neat, and now the very picture of desolation. In vain they attempt
to repair the damage which the spoiler's hand has created; whilst
the stands where the heavy stocks stood the evening before, are one
and all tenantless. Many devices to protect Hives from robbers have
been tried. Wooden boxes are tightly screwed to the bottom board
from below, whilst the bottom board itself is strongly bolted to
the stand. This will indeed protect a hive from anything but a
powerful crow bar. But the remedy is worse than the disease, as it
prevents your ever changing or cleaning the bottom board, and is,
in many ways, inconvenient. The best preservative I can think of is
to have a savage dog, savage to all but his master, with a strong
chain, not fastened to his kennel, but ending in an iron ring,
which can slide along a small pole placed horizontally about a foot
from the ground in front of the Hives. I have seen this mode of
defence adopted in Germany for the protection of the valuable Leech
ponds, which are there fattened for the market. It answers for the
defence of Leeches, and if so, why not for Bees.
"MANY A NOSE, UPTURNED, WAS SNORING IN REPOSE."--_Page 66._--My
readers will doubtless remember, as I confess to have done when
penning the above line, the opening of Southey's Thalaba, and the
inimitable parody thereof in the Rejected Addresses. When a thing
has been done excellently well, it is folly to again attempt the
same with a certainty of failure before our eyes. We verse makers
do not steal from each other; we are all one brotherhood, and
_Corbies nae pike out corbies e'en_. But we convey--_conveys_ the
word, says glorious Will.
"AND BETWEEN THEM BORE,
"THE FELON TO THE PRISON DOOR."--_Page 66._
This mode of removing a captive would have suited that extinct
species of our protective force, that of the Dogberry and Verges
order, and may be recommended to our new police as more merciful,
and less grating to the feelings of a prisoner than the present
mode of "running a man in;" especially as they generally get hold
of the wrong person. A police sedan would enable the innocent
captive to conceal his features from the tail of little boys and
idle quidnuncs, specially if he were carried like our honey thief
head downwards.
The last Chapter is like the first, written in the style of the
Butterfly's Ball and the Grasshopper's feast, and is, it seems to
me, no less admirable. If I pride myself on anything in this
translation it is on the concluding lines:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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