By way of Cape Horn : $b four months in a Yankee clipper — John Shaqi
By way of Cape Horn : $b four months in a Yankee clipperStevenson, Paul Eve
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By way of Cape Horn : $b four months in a Yankee clipper
Stevenson, Paul Eve
Hosea Higgins (Ship); Seafaring life; Voyages to the Pacific coast
It is necessary here to make an announcement of a very painful nature,
an announcement of a fact so lamentable and unfortunate that for a
long while we tried to believe that it could not be. Captain Scruggs
has several times in the last week been very much under the influence
of strong liquor! More than once we have noticed that he exhibited a
strange uncertainty in his gait, and for two days he has been unusually
aggressive and sometimes silly in his arguments. Still, neither of us
would acknowledge to the other that which we knew in our hearts was
true, until last evening at supper his conduct compelled us to admit
the shocking fact that the master of the ship in which we have but
just commenced one of the longest and stormiest of voyages was plainly
drunk. He had to steady himself against the mizzen-mast at the end
of the dining-room before he could sit down, and during the meal he
was for a time a drooling idiot. His chief amusement seemed to lie in
spilling small quantities of maple syrup over the table-cloth, in which
he then dabbled with his fingers, like a boy with his feet in a puddle.
The syrup appeared to revive memories of his childhood, for he told
us stories of his passion for this fluid when a youth. Said he: “Why,
I used to go out in the woods, tap a maple-tree, and let two gallons
of surrup run into me.” No one said a word. “Two gallons!” glaring
fiercely at the mate, who, of course, didn’t offer any objection.
Then he caught sight of a small wash-tub, and, turning on the mate
again, cried out violently, “When I was a boy, I used to could drink
that right down full er maple surrup. This ’ere hain’t surrup; h’its
mucilage.” Here we excused ourselves and went on deck.
Now, what is all this going to lead to? Pleasant thought, that of
knocking about in a gale of wind off Cape Horn with a groggy skipper in
charge! Indeed, when we first discovered his bibulous inclination, my
wife was in despair, and the only consolation we have is to be found
in the hope that the case of whiskey that we have seen is the only
one on board. We can account now, too, for the innumerable times that
the captain has popped into his little room, only to emerge in a few
seconds, smelling furiously of Florida-water. Well, we’ll probably have
fine, light weather through the northeast Trades, which we are now sure
that we have taken; and at the rate at which the grog is vanishing at
present, it will be gone before we reach the squally Doldrums, provided
that the skipper has but one case.
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