New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
When the new consul arrived in Coralio the strangeness of the scenes
diverted him much. He was only twenty-two; and the grief of youth is
not worn like a garment as it is by older men. It has its seasons when
it reigns; and then it is unseated for a time by the assertion of the
keen senses.
Billy Keogh and Johnny seemed to conceive a mutual friendship at once.
Keogh took the new consul about town and presented him to the handful
of Americans and the smaller number of French and Germans who made up
the “foreign” contingent. And then, of course, he had to be more
formally introduced to the native officials, and have his credentials
transmitted through an interpreter.
There was something about the young Southerner that the sophisticated
Keogh liked. His manner was simple almost to boyishness; but he
possessed the cool carelessness of a man of far greater age and
experience. Neither uniforms nor titles, red tape nor foreign
languages, mountains nor sea weighed upon his spirits. He was heir to
all the ages, an Atwood, of Dalesburg; and you might know every thought
conceived in his bosom.
Geddie came down to the consulate to explain the duties and workings of
the office. He and Keogh tried to interest the new consul in their
description of the work that his government expected him to perform.
“It’s all right,” said Johnny from the hammock that he had set up as
the official reclining place. “If anything turns up that has to be done
I’ll let you fellows do it. You can’t expect a Democrat to work during
his first term of holding office.”
“You might look over these headings,” suggested Geddie, “of the
different lines of exports you will have to keep account of. The fruit
is classified; and there are the valuable woods, coffee, rubber—”
“That last account sounds all right,” interrupted Mr. Atwood. “Sounds
as if it could be stretched. I want to buy a new flag, a monkey, a
guitar and a barrel of pineapples. Will that rubber account stretch
over ’em?”
“That’s merely statistics,” said Geddie, smiling. “The expense account
is what you want. It is supposed to have a slight elasticity. The
‘stationery’ items are sometimes carelessly audited by the State
Department.”
“We’re wasting our time,” said Keogh. “This man was born to hold
office. He penetrates to the root of the art at one step of his eagle
eye. The true genius of government shows its hand in every word of his
speech.”
“I didn’t take this job with any intention of working,” explained
Johnny, lazily. “I wanted to go somewhere in the world where they
didn’t talk about farms. There are none here, are there?”
“Not the kind you are acquainted with,” answered the ex-consul. “There
is no such art here as agriculture. There never was a plow or a reaper
within the boundaries of Anchuria.”
“This is the country for me,” murmured the consul, and immediately he
fell asleep.
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