New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
The telegram, which had remained unintelligible to the Anchurian
linguists who had applied to it in vain their knowledge of Spanish and
elemental English, conveyed a stimulating piece of news to Goodwin’s
understanding. It informed him that the president of the republic had
decamped from the capital city with the contents of the treasury.
Furthermore, that he was accompanied in his flight by that winning
adventuress Isabel Guilbert, the opera singer, whose troupe of
performers had been entertained by the president at San Mateo during
the past month on a scale less modest than that with which royal
visitors are often content. The reference to the “jack-rabbit line”
could mean nothing else than the mule-back system of transport that
prevailed between Coralio and the capital. The hint that the “boodle”
was “six figures short” made the condition of the national treasury
lamentably clear. Also it was convincingly true that the ingoing
party—its way now made a pacific one—would need the “spondulicks.”
Unless its pledges should be fulfilled, and the spoils held for the
delectation of the victors, precarious indeed, would be the position of
the new government. Therefore it was exceeding necessary to “collar the
main guy,” and recapture the sinews of war and government.
Goodwin handed the message to Keogh.
“Read that, Billy,” he said. “It’s from Bob Englehart. Can you manage
the cipher?”
Keogh sat in the other half of the doorway, and carefully perused the
telegram.
“’Tis not a cipher,” he said, finally. “’Tis what they call literature,
and that’s a system of language put in the mouths of people that
they’ve never been introduced to by writers of imagination. The
magazines invented it, but I never knew before that President Norvin
Green had stamped it with the seal of his approval. ’Tis now no longer
literature, but language. The dictionaries tried, but they couldn’t
make it go for anything but dialect. Sure, now that the Western Union
indorses it, it won’t be long till a race of people will spring up that
speaks it.”
“You’re running too much to philology, Billy,” said Goodwin. “Do you
make out the meaning of it?”
“Sure,” replied the philosopher of Fortune. “All languages come easy to
the man who must know ’em. I’ve even failed to misunderstand an order
to evacuate in classical Chinese when it was backed up by the muzzle of
a breech-loader. This little literary essay I hold in my hands means a
game of Fox-in-the-Morning. Ever play that, Frank, when you was a kid?”
“I think so,” said Goodwin, laughing. “You join hands all ’round, and—”
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