Cactus and Rattlers
Here’s a real thriller for you—a double-action, big-caliber
novelette of adventure in the West, by a writing man who knows his
business, the distinguished author of “Sixteen Miles,” “Brome’s
Luck,” “Shadows of Saffron,” and other noted stories.
Cactus and Rattlers
by H. Bedford Jones
At least twice a year, when he came in to Stovepipe Springs to get
his mail and flour, Sagebrush answered to the cognomen of George
Beam. This was one of the occasions. To his acute consternation, he
had discovered that “The Springs” was crowded with life and gayety,
for there was a strange female stopping at the hotel, and another
pilgrim was coming in by stage this same afternoon.
Sagebrush presented a general vista of whiskers, red nose and
nondescript garments, bleached by sun and white with alkali dust;
yet it was his proud boast that he was the only man between Death
Valley and the big bend of the Colorado who kept abreast of the
times. Subscribing to several weekly magazines, he came in once
every six months to get the accumulated copies. Then he sat down and
answered the advertisements, requesting circulars. Thus he had a
burro-load of magazines to read for six months, then a burro-load of
circulars wherewith to while away the next six months—an involved
and vicious circle in which Sagebrush was always trying to catch up
with himself. He kept the post office on the map, however.
“Now, dog-gone it,” he observed to his three patient burros, as he
tied on his grub and magazines and a bundle of postal cards, “you
and me got to hike out again in order to git our correspondence
goin’ in peace! Dad blame this dad-blamed town! What in hell is
folks crowding in this country for, anyhow?”
Haywire Johnson, assistant postmaster and general utility man about
the hotel, showed up in time to answer this query.
“Hi, Sagebrush! Aint you stoppin’ over in town? Things is pickin’ up
right fast. We got a settler yesterday, and we got a tourist comin’
today.”
“That’s jest it,” growled Sagebrush. “A feller can’t have no peace
no more. That makes three women in town now, not countin’ them
females over to José Garcia’s shack.”
“Well, listen!” Haywire laid his hand on the desert rat’s arm.
“Where’d you get that dust you weighed in over to the store, eh?
Let’s you and me go in and talk, Sagebrush. If you aint got no
objections to wettin’ down them whiskers with a mite o’ licker,
s’pose we go inside and arbitrate.”
Sagebrush grunted, hitched his three burros to the rail, and
vanished in the hotel.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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