“Percival Henry J. Tompkins, entirely at your service, madam. May I
solicit the pleasure of your company in a short walk, to breathe the
inspiring evening air and view the noble aspect of the Creator’s
handiwork in the heavens?”
“Gosh!” murmured Hassayamp in awe. Miss Gilman gave Tompkins a
curious glance, as though wishing to peer past those tinted goggles;
a smile was in her eyes, as she made demure assent.
“Thank you, I’d enjoy showing you the sights. You just arrived
today?”
“Only this afternoon, madam,” returned Tompkins. “Mr. Foster, if you
apprehend any specimens of _crotalus cerastes_ in the near future, I
should be glad if you would confine and preserve them for me.”
“I’d sure like to, Puffesser,” said Hassayamp, blinking, “but we
aint got a bug in the house. If you was to go up to Garcia’s, you
might have some luck.”
Tompkins waved his hand, and strode off beside Miss Gilman, who
seemed rather red in the face.
Neither of them broke the silence. They passed down the street, came
to the fast-disappearing rows of ancient buildings, relics of boom
days, and presently were walking along the open desert, following
the white road that went straight as a die across the horizon. The
silence became oppressive, until suddenly Tompkins chuckled and
spoke in his natural voice. It was a drawling, rather whimsical
voice, and drew a swift glance from the girl.
“Our friend Hassayamp is a human phonograph,” he said.
“You’ll go too far one of these days,” said Miss Gilman. Tompkins
stopped short and stared at her.
“Eh? Just what do you mean?”
“Nonsense!” exclaimed the girl sharply, yet with a laugh in her
eyes. “That red hair and your natural voice and the shape of your
head don’t go with your assumed character, Mr. Tompkins. Take off
those glasses and let me see what you look like. And stop fidgeting
with that pipe in your pocket. Take it out and smoke. I’d like you
to.”
Tompkins broke into a laugh, reached up and removed the goggles, and
met the curious regard of Miss Gilman.
“What do you wear them for?” she demanded. “You look better without
’em.”
“Protection,” he drawled, bringing forth his pipe. “You’re an
observant young woman, but I trust fervently that you’ll keep your
observations to yourself. I look very much like another man, and do
not care to be recognized for him—or mistaken for him.”
The girl laughed. “You don’t look like a criminal, Mr. Tompkins!”
“I’m not. I’m really a mammalogist. Now, everybody here is positive
that a bug-hunter is crazy, so I’m making it easy all around by
playing up to the part. You, however, don’t look like a
chicken-raiser.”
“But I am—at least, that’s what I’m going to be. I’ve come from Los
Angeles to start a ranch here. Land is cheap; there’s no fog; the
climate is ideal, and for a while I can sell all I can raise right
here in town.”
“D’you mean it?” asked credulously.
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