I found my way to the Adjutant’s office in the Administration Building[6]
and reported. I was courteously received and handed the “Instructions
to Candidates” to read. I stated the fact of my trunk having been put
ashore on the south dock and of the Mary Powell carrying me to Cornwall
the previous evening, and I was told that my trunk had undoubtedly been
taken to the hotel, as there was then (and now is) but one hotel at the
Point. And I was also informed that my trunk would be sent to the Cadet
Barracks. After I had complied with the instructions, an orderly, at the
sound of a bell, entered and was directed to escort me to the barracks.
In going through the area we passed some cadets and I overheard such
remarks as “He’ll learn to button his coat.” At the orderly’s suggestion
I buttoned my coat. He took me into a hall, said “This is the door,”
laid down my valise, and left me. The door was the first one on the
right of the eighth division—how well I remember it! I knocked on the
door, and heard a commanding voice say “Come in!”[7] With valise and
umbrella in one hand and cap in the other, I entered. There were two
cadets in the room, seated near a table, and before I had a chance to
speak, I was greeted about as follows: “Leave your things in the hall.
Don’t you know better than to bring them in here?” I stepped into the
hall, left the door open, and while looking for a suitable place to put
my things (for there was neither a hook nor a table), one of these two
cadets cried out: “Lay them on the floor and come in, and don’t be all
day about it, either. Move lively, I say. Shut the door. Stand there.
Come to attention. Put your heels together, turn out your toes, put your
hands by your side, palms to the front, fingers closed, little fingers
on the seams of the trousers, head up, chin in, shoulders thrown back,
chest out, draw in your belly, and keep your eyes on this tack.” While
one cadet was giving commands with great rapidity, the other one fixed
my feet, hands, head and shoulders. “What’s your name? Put a Mr. before
it. How do you spell it? What’s your first name? Spell it. What’s your
middle name? Have none? What state are you from? What part? Put a sir
on every answer. Where’s your trunk? Don’t know? Didn’t you bring one?
Put on a sir; how often do you want me to speak about it?” I explained
how my trunk and I had arrived at different times. “You’re too slow.
You’ll never get along here. Keep your eyes on that tack; turn the palms
of your hands squarely to the front. Did you bring all of the articles
marked ‘thus’? You don’t know what they are? Put on a sir, I tell you.
Didn’t you get a circular telling what articles you should bring? Didn’t
you read it? Now answer me; did you bring the articles marked ‘thus’?
Well, why didn’t you say so at first? Keep your eyes on that tack.” A
wagon drove up and put a trunk on the porch near the window. “About face!
Turn around the other way. Don’t you know anything? Is that your trunk?
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