THE PERSIAN. Let it rather be the ruin of Rome! Caesar grows old now: he is past fifty and full of labors and battles. He is too old for the young women; and the old women are too wise to worship him. BEL AFFRIS. Take heed, Persian. Caesar is by this time almost within earshot. PERSIAN. Cleopatra is not yet a woman: neither is she wise. But she already troubles men's wisdom. BELZANOR. Ay: that is because she is descended from the river Nile and a black kitten of the sacred White Cat. What then? PERSIAN. Why, sell her secretly to Ptolemy, and then offer ourselves to Caesar as volunteers to fight for the overthrow of her brother and the rescue of our Queen, the Great Granddaughter of the Nile. THE GUARDSMEN. O serpent! PERSIAN. He will listen to us if we come with her picture in our mouths. He will conquer and kill her brother, and reign in Egypt with Cleopatra for his Queen. And we shall be her guard. GUARDSMEN. O subtlest of all the serpents! O admiration! O wisdom! BEL AFFRIS. He will also have arrived before you have done talking, O word spinner. BELZANOR. That is true. (_An affrighted uproar in the palace interrupts him._) Quick: the flight has begun: guard the door. (_They rush to the door and form a cordon before it with their spears. A mob of women-servants and nurses surges out. Those in front recoil from the spears, screaming to those behind to keep back. Belzanor's voice dominates the disturbance as he shouts_) Back there. In again, unprofitable cattle. THE GUARDSMEN. Back, unprofitable cattle. BELZANOR. Send us out Ftatateeta, the Queen's chief nurse. THE WOMEN (_calling into the palace_). Ftatateeta, Ftatateeta. Come, come. Speak to Belzanor. A WOMAN. Oh, keep back. You are thrusting me on the spearheads. _A huge grim woman, her face covered with a network of tiny wrinkles, and her eyes old, large, and wise; sinewy handed, very tall, very strong; with the mouth of a bloodhound and the jaws of a bulldog, appears on the threshold. She is dressed like a person of consequence in the palace, and confronts the guardsmen insolently._ FTATATEETA. Make way for the Queen's chief nurse. BELZANOR (_with solemn arrogance_). Ftatateeta: I am Belzanor, the captain of the Queen's guard, descended from the gods. FTATATEETA (_retorting his arrogance with interest_). Belzanor: I am Ftatateeta, the Queen's chief nurse; and your divine ancestors were proud to be painted on the wall in the pyramids of the kings whom my fathers served. _The women laugh triumphantly._ BELZANOR (_with grim humor_). Ftatateeta: daughter of a long-tongued, swivel-eyed chameleon, the Romans are at hand. (_A cry of terror from the women: they would fly but for the spears._) Not even the descendants of the gods can resist them; for they have each man seven arms, each carrying seven spears. The blood in their veins is boiling quicksilver; and their wives become mothers in three hours, and are slain and eaten the next day.