Love stories; Political fiction; Southern States -- Fiction
“Just so,” said William Cheyney; “solidly right, too; that’s purgatory
enough for most of ’em,” he added, under his breath, as he took the
long turn on the veranda.
Colonel Royall did not hear him; his head was bare, and the light
breeze stirred his white hair; it had turned suddenly, twenty years
before. “It would be against all precedent for any of the family to
favor a Yarnall,” he remarked slowly.
“Jacob won’t,” said the doctor shortly, a dry smile crinkling the
wrinkles around his kindly, shrewd old eyes.
“Nor would you, in Jacob’s place,” countered the colonel, tapping the
floor with his stick.
A negro appeared promptly at the door.
“Two juleps, Kingdom,” he ordered.
Dr. Cheyney ceased his promenade and sat down. “This State’s got to be
cleaned up, David,” he said maliciously; “we’ve got too much machine.
I’m all for Trench.”
“I’m not sure I know what ails us,” objected the colonel humorously;
“we’re either bewitched or hypnotized. In a fortnight we’ve set up
Caleb Trench, and I reckon he’s more talked of than the volcano in the
West Indies.”
“He will be later,” said the doctor; “there’s a man for you!”
“They say he began by getting hold of the backwoodsmen; they go down
to his shop and discuss politics once a week; he organized them into a
club and made them take a pledge to vote for Yarnall.”
“All rot,” said William Cheyney fiercely; “do you think the man’s a
damned rogue? He’s talked straight politics to ’em, and he’s showed
up some of the machine methods. By the way, David, he’s set his face
against Jacob Eaton’s get-rich-quick games. I don’t believe in ’em
myself; when that young bounder, Macdougall, came at me about them
the other day in the bank, I told him I kept all my money tied up in
a stocking. I reckon he thinks I do,” twinkled the doctor, “because
I’ve nothing in their bank. David, I hope you’re not favoring Jacob’s
schemes too heavily?”
Colonel Royall looked perplexed. Kingdom-Come had just brought out a
tray with two tinkling glasses of iced mint julep, and he watched the
white-headed negro set them out deftly on the little portable basket
tea-table of Diana’s.
“How are you feeling, Kingdom?” Dr. Cheyney asked genially, eying the
juleps.
“Right po’ly, Doctah,” Kingdom replied, showing his ivories, “but I
manages ter keep my color.”
“Eh?” said the doctor, startled.
Kingdom-Come beamed. “But I’se got er mis’ry in my chest, an’ I reckon
I’se got vertigo an’ congestion ob de brain; I hez dese er dizzy turns,
suh.”
“Take some castor oil, Kingdom,” said the doctor, placidly stirring his
julep, “and put a mustard plaster on your stomach.”
“Yass, suh, thank yo’,” said Kingdom, a little weakly. “I’se done took
two doses ob oil this week, an’ I’se been rubbin’ myse’f wid some ob
dis yer kittycurah.”
“Good Lord!” said Dr. Cheyney, “take a pint of whiskey and go to bed.”
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