General stores -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Well, there's about as many ways as customers. I'll put you up to the
nature of the men, as well as I can, an' help you other ways all I
can, but you must do the rest; for, as I said before, you're boss, an'
they're all takin' your measure, agin next year an' afterwards. As to
ways o' coaxin',--well, the best is them that don't show on their face
what they be. Your uncle held one slippery customer tight by pertendin'
to be mighty fond o' the man's only son, who was the old fellow's idol.
Your uncle got the boy a book once in a while, an' spent lots o' spare
moments answerin' the youngster's questions, for your uncle knew a lot
about a good many things. There was another customer that thought all
money spent on women's clothes was money throwed away--p'raps 'twas
'cause his wife was more'n ordinary good-lookin', an' liked to show
off. One year, in one of our goods boxes from the East, was a piece
of silk dress-goods that would have put your eyes out. Black silk
was the only kind that ever came here before, and it had always been
satisfyin'. Next to plenty o' religion and gum-camphor, a black silk
dress is what ev'ry self-respectin' woman in the county hankers for
most. Well, your uncle never showed that blue an' white an' yaller an'
purple an' red silk to nobody till about this time o' year; he told
me not to, too, but one day, when the feller's wife was in town, an'
warmin' her feet at the backroom stove, your uncle took that silk in
there an' showed it, an' he see her eyes was a-devourin' it in less
than a minute.
"'There's only enough of it for one dress,' said he, 'an' I ain't sure
I could get any more like it. You're the style o' woman that would set
it off, so you'd better take it before somebody else snaps it up.'
"'Take it?' said she, lookin' all ways to once; 'why, if I was to have
that charged, my husband would go plum crazy, or else he'd send me to
an asylum.'
"'Not a bit of it!' said your uncle. 'Tell you what I'll do; I'll lay
that silk away, an' not show it to anybody till your husban' brings me
in his pork an' we have our settlement. You come with him, an' I'll
wrap up the silk for you, an' if he objects to payin' for it--oh, I
know his ways, but I tell you right here, that if he objects to payin'
for it, I'll make you a present of it, an' you can lay all the blame on
me, sayin' I pestered you so hard that you had to take it.' Well, your
uncle got the pork; the wife gave the man no peace till he promised to
fetch it here, an' she got the dress, an' her husband--Hawk Howlaway,
his name was,--was so tickled that he told all the county how he got
the best of old Jethro."
"Pretty good--for one year, if the dress didn't cost too much."
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