World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, American
Today the Inspector-General gave us the once over, only he isn’t a
General, just a Colonel. You never saw such a scrubbing, brushing, and
general cleaning up, as went on. Our quarters looked like a livery
stable when we started in, but at the finish the Board of Health would
have presented us with a blue ribbon. Clothes were folded up and placed
on bunks, shoes shined to a white heat, faces washed and shaved, nails
cleaned, and guns dusted off. At two o’clock the curtain went up. Down
to the field we marched where we were to be looked over and to look
over. We were all curious to see just what kind of an army bird an
Inspector-General was. Judging from majors and colonels we had seen, we
expected someone who would scare us out of seven years of life when he
asked a question. However, this colonel was O. K. and for once an
inspection was almost a pleasure. After being given the up and down we
marched back to camp where we fell out to stand by our beds for a
barracks inspection. We stood by our beds, on which were laid out all
our A. E. F. possessions. Being in the company office, and being company
clerk, I expected to have all sorts of questions fired at me in regard
to service records, reports, and all that goes to make the life of a
clerk anything but a joy. However, I didn’t have to open my mouth.
[Illustration: WHAT YOU SAY BOUT EATING DOWN STREET THIS SOIR? WITH MY
PERFECT FRENCH AND YOUR BANK ROLL WE OUGHT TO HAVE SOME MEAL!
?
—NOTE—
NEVER COUNT YOUR CHANGE IN PUBLIC.
THE ROLL
KH DAY 17
THANKS FOR THE INVITATION]
[Illustration: DO’NT YOU SEE HIM?
NO I DO’NT SEE HIM NOW—I’M WAITING FOR ’IM TO COME OUT OF HIS DUGOUT
MUST BE A BOCHE COOTIE]
The inspector said that the French had spoken very highly of us and our
work. In fact the French M. T. C. have said that their American Groupes
have done more work, rolled more cars, and kept their camions in better
conditions than any French section. That if the French had had the
camions that we did, the cars would have been in the junk pile long ago.
Our Groupe commander received the Croix de Guerre last Sunday. He says
it’s for the work done by his men at the front when they hauled tanks.
It was at the time when Lieutenant Edwards was killed.
I’ve been to Luxembourg. Our Lieutenant gave us his permission and Ford
to make the trip. Last Saturday at noon we started out. We got to
Luxembourg at seven and three of us went into a hotel to get rooms and
see about supper. The other two went out on a hunt for a garage. We got
the rooms (you never saw such beds), arranged for supper, and then went
out to the corner to wait for the return of the jitney jockeys. We had
no sooner started waiting than two M. P.’s (military police) gave us the
glad hand. Wanted to know what we were doing and if we had passes.
[Illustration: ABSOLUTELY BLANK
WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING MY MIND IS JUST ABOUT BLANK.]
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