World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, American
I remember when I first got here, early in July, 1917, how we looked
forward to the day when America would have its army in the field. There
was no question in our minds about their showing something. When they
did get in they showed something all right, they showed more than
something. It was a case of “The best is none too good.”
We have moved along twice since I last wrote. To look at the signs in
this place you would think you were in Germany. German names for streets
and German signs everywhere. This isn’t the first of that kind that we
have struck, but it was more so than the others. We are in a huge
farmhouse that used to be for Hun officers only. Its roof hasn’t a hole
and we haven’t a broken pane of glass in our windows. We have the best
room yet, and a fireplace that could take a tree, roots and all. The
Boche turned a nearby farm into a bath house and it is a wonder. Showers
beaucoup and tiled bath rooms with enameled tubs. They moved so fast
that there isn’t much damage done. They did leave their trade mark
though. There is a chateau that looks perfectly O. K. from the outside,
but inside it is a total loss. They planted a mine and wrecked it. Mines
are planted all over the road. Yesterday afternoon two went off. The
last blew our windows open.
[Illustration: I
LET’S SEE? I LEFT A HANDKERCHIEF RIGHT ON TOP.
II
AH! HERE SHE BE!
III
MON DIEU! I WOULD’NT CALL THAT A _HANDKERCHIEF_?
IV
WHERE TAHELL IS THE DARN THING??!
V
HAY!! ANY YOUSE GUYS GOT AN UNUSED NOSE RAG?
KIRK. DAY. FRANCE ’18
INDOOR ARMY SPORTS
IS AS BAD AS TRYING TO FIND THAT “HAY STACK NEEDLE” AS TO FIND ANY THING
IN A BARRACK BAG—]
Understand we are on our way to Somewhere in Germany.
We will be on the move, I expect, for some time now so my letters may be
few and far between. Will try and keep them coming through.
[Illustration: GUARD DUTY
BRRR
SHOWER NATURAL
?
B.V.D. & BOCK WEATHER]
_November 20_
DEAR MOTHER—
Wars may come and wars may go, but we go on forever. Believe me! when we
heard that the armistice had been signed, you would have thought we had
all gone suddenly crazy. It took some time, I’ll admit, for the good
news to sink in—but when it did—Oh boy!
We are now on the way towards Germany. It is almost a certainty that we
will travel along with one of the French armies of occupation; carrying
Ravitaillement (grub for man and beast) to them. Talk about moving, ever
since the last shell was fired, that’s all we have been doing. You would
think we were a checker game. I can’t say we were tickled to death at
the “Army of Occupation” news as we expected to be on our way towards
the States within a couple of months.
[Illustration: YES’DAY ZAY SHELL DES PARK ALL ZE TIME. LAS NIGHT ZE SAME
TODAY I FEAR YES—
MON DIEU! TAKE ME HOME! LET ME OUT OF THIS!?
“WAR IS HELL”]
_November 22_
DEAR MOTHER—
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