Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
The dear old fellow was very much shocked, but I convinced him that I
was fully aware no harm would come from my perhaps injudicious
kindness; and finally, on the appearance of my old friend, the knight
of the rueful countenance, with his leading people, who one and all
declared that they were convinced of the power of the Christian God,
and that they were all both anxious and willing to join his flock, his
sorrow turned to gladness, and he declared that Providence worked in
wondrous ways, and that now he was convinced that our visit had been a
great blessing to his community, although he had had at first grave
doubts upon the subject. He also returned thanks for the sudden and
wonderful conversion of the heathen, and declared that now the whole
island would become the home of one happy family, living together in
peace and harmony. I had my doubts; but he was such a good old fellow
that we all turned to and built him a swagger church, and endowed it
with a spare ship's bell we had on board.
So that when we left the dear old innocent took a tearful farewell of
us and gave us his blessing; and a really good man's blessing, like a
tinker's cuss, does no one any harm. He also prophesied we should all
meet again in heaven; but there again I have grave doubts, as I fancy
most of our crew were making for a more tropical latitude.
Well, I have never heard of that island since the day we left it, and
I have even forgotten its name; but I have always felt uncertain about
the happy-family part of the business, and fear his Reverence was
premature in the thanks he gave concerning it. For on the day we left,
on my presenting the exdevil dodger with an American axe, as a parting
gift, he gravely informed me that he felt the mana of the Christians
rising so strongly within him that as soon as he had acquired a few
more hymns and prayers he should feel strong enough to have another go
at his enemy, and he thought, this time, he would fetch him,
especially as my beautiful present would provide him with a beau-ideal
weapon that would do its work quietly and not kick back and destroy
its innocent proprietor. I may therefore be forgiven for my doubts on
the brotherhood, peace and harmony of that happy family.
I have never tried to convert any heathens since, but I sincerely hope
that my one attempt proved, in the long run, as profitable as our trip
to the South Seas did for us. But may I again remark, I hae ma doots.
[Illustration: YARNING AROUND THE CAMP FIRE]
PART II
CHAPTER I
THE DÉBUT OF THE LOST LEGION IN NATAL
"There were giants in the earth in those days."
MOSES.
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