Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
To tie a piece of rhimpie round his arm above the wound, and twist it
tight with a cleaning rod, jab a penknife into the punctures, and suck
them, at the same time ordering the patient to hold his bally row, and
the non-com. to bring a pannikin of rum, did not take long, and I at
once administered a tot that would have made an old bos'n cough and
splutter. Then I had him walked about and in a few minutes gave him
another quartermaster's nip, which got well home on him, and he became
very drunk indeed. Of course as soon as I saw him drunk I knew he was
safe, and told him to stop whimpering, get into his blankets and go to
sleep. He did certainly stop whimpering, but he refused to go to bed,
or go to sleep. No, he declared he would not go home till morning. His
holiness sloughed off him like a serpent's skin, and in a few
minutes, to the huge delight of my godless troopers, he began to tell
very naughty stories and to sing very ribald songs. He likewise, in
his nightgown (a garment never before seen in that part of the world),
began to show us some can-can steps, and at last behaved in such a
manner that I was forced to tell him I would have him pegged out and
gagged if he did not hold his row.
On this he consigned us all to the place it was his duty to guide us
away from, got into bed, burst into tears, and sobbed himself to
sleep.
I saw by the chuckling of the men, and the unholy grin of the
non-com., some joke had been perpetrated; but as I could see I was not
to be informed of it I gave the order "Lights out," turned over and
went to sleep.
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