Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost LegionHamilton-Browne, G.
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Camp Fire Yarns of the Lost Legion
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people) -- Warfare; New Zealand -- History -- Anecdotes; Zulu War, 1879
Next morning, an hour before daybreak, the rouse went, blankets were
bundled up, horses were quickly rubbed over, saddled, and while they
were eating their half-ration of mealies the waggons were packed and
early coffee served out. But oh! the wretched new chum! He was stiff
from the ride of the previous day, yet, sore as his body was from the
unaccustomed saddle, his head was much worse. He groaned when he was
roused up and told to turn out. Could he not be allowed to sleep
longer? What had happened? Was there no soda water? Oh dear, oh dear.
The non-com. proffered a pannikin of hot coffee and recommended a tot
in it. The curate took the coffee but refused the tot, although the
non-com. swore it was the best medicine in the world for anyone who
had been on the bust the night before, and assured the poor wretch
that he himself always doctored himself with one, after he had had a
wet night. Anyhow he must get up, as the waggons had to be packed, and
we should move off the moment the horses and mules had finished their
feed. He could not or would not, so I was called, and went to him. I
saw in a moment the miserable wretch was unable to ride, so ordered
the non-com. to make a place for him on one of the waggons, which was
done, and, making him dress, we put him on to it. At the midday halt
he was better, and at the night outspan he was so well that he began
to get aggressive again. The men stood it for a bit, and then one of
them repeated one of his own stories, and another started to sing one
of his songs. He rushed to me and complained; but I pointed out to him
that the song and story were his own, which he had favoured us with
the night before, and therefore he could not grumble.
This sort of thing went on all night, and when the rum ration was
served out, and he indignantly refused to share it, he was politely
requested to favour the men with a discourse on the evils of drink,
and bad company.
Of course the men treated him with the greatest respect in my
presence, but when they could get him alone he caught it, and even at
the camp fire sly shots were fired at him, such as low fellows, get
drunk, shocking language, filthy songs, etc., etc., until the poor
wretch was nearly driven mad with shame and contrition, and hung on to
me so much that he became a perfect nuisance.
This went on for a couple of days, when at a wayside house where the
mail coach stopped I had become so sick of him, and also, I must
confess, sorry for him, that I paid his coach fare and persuaded him
to continue his journey by it, an offer he thankfully accepted. And so
I got rid of him, with equal pleasure.
It was after he had left us I was let into the joke that had so amused
the men on the night of the catastrophe.
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