World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, Canadian
That brings us to the cold weather, of which we have had a foretaste.
It was freezing a few days ago. The ground, the wash-taps, and we
ourselves, all were frozen. A cheerful Wiltshireman passed along
the highway. There was a bitter damp north wind; despite the frost
everything seemed to be clammy. “Nice weather for you Canadians,”
he shouted happily. Luckily we had no bayonets. It is quite natural
that in this country it should be thought that Canadians love cold
weather and welcome it. But there is cold and cold. The Salisbury
Plains type is of the “and cold” variety! It steals in through the
tent flaps with a “chilth” that damply clings. It rusts rifles, blues
noses, hoarsens the voice, wheezes into the lungs. It catches on to
the woollen filaments of blankets and runs into them, it seeks out
the hidden gaps in canvas walls and steals within, it crawls beneath
four blankets--when one has been able to steal an extra one--through
overcoats, sweaters, up the legs of trousers, into under-garments,
and at last finds gelid rest against the quivering flesh, eating its
way into the marrow-bones. Like the enemy, it advances in massed
formation, and though stoves may dissipate platoon after platoon it
never ceases to send up reinforcements until a whining gale has seized
on the tent-ropes, squeaks at the poles, draws in vain at the pegs,
tears open loose flaps, and veering round brings back sodden rain and
the perpetual, the everlasting mud. We know the hard, cold bite of “20
below,” the crisp snow, the echoing land, the crackling of splitting
trees, even frost-bite. But it is a dry cold, and it comes: “Whish!”
This cold of England’s creeps into the very heart. It takes mean
advantages. “Give me the Yukon any old time,” says the hard-bitten
shivering stalwart of the north-west. “This, this, it ain’t kinder
playin’ the game.”
It must not be thought that Canadians are complaining, for they are
not. But England’s climate is to them something unknown and unspeakably
vile! One must have been brought up in it to appreciate and to
anticipate its vagaries. Canadians feel they have been misled. They
expected English cold weather to be a “cinch.” But it’s the weather
puts the “cinch” on, not they! There will come a time when we shall be
in huts, and the leaky old canvas tents that are now our habitat will
have been folded and--we hope for the benefit of others--stolen away!
Those tents have seen so much service that they know just as well how
to leak as an old charger how to drill. They become animated--even
gay--when the wind-beaten rain darkens their grimy flanks, and with
fiendish ingenuity they drip, drip, drip down the nape of the neck,
well into the eye, even plumb down the throat of the open-mouthed,
snoring son of the maple-land.
No matter, we shall be old campaigners when the winter is over; old
mud-larkers, as impervious to wet earth as a worm. Even the mud is good
training for the time we shall have in the trenches!
TENT MUSIC
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