Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler — John Shaqi
Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
As is the case in all well regulated families, the Cook was the first
person to greet the morning of the second day. He not only did so, but
he greeted it in its extreme infancy, an instant after his own watch,
had it been a repeater, would have struck midnight, and from this
moment onward he manifested the liveliest interest in the growth of the
new day. His impatience could scarcely be attributable to a desire to
see the sun rise, for at home the Cook habitually rose at dawn, and had
already an unequalled collection of sunrises in his mental portfolio.
In truth, the Cook was very cold. He had smiled pityingly as he saw
his companions retire each under a pair of woolen blankets, while
he himself stretched freely upon his rubber sheet, with no covering
whatever. Woolen blankets in July, when at midday the thermometer
stood at ninety degrees in the shade!--the Cook perspired anew at
the thought, and chuckled over the superior good luck which had led
him to forget his blankets when he left New York, thereby materially
reducing the bulk of his equipment. Woolen blankets might be necessary
to the city existence of the Statesman, the Editor and the Artist, for
each of the gentlemen represented professions which are notoriously
cold-blooded, but as for the Scribbler--well, all scribblers come early
in life to regard blankets as rarely attainable luxuries, and to depend
for warmth upon their own inner man.
But on this particular occasion the inner man of the Cook failed to
respond to the demand made upon it. The Cook would have encouraged
the inner man had he known where the expeditionary brandy was kept,
but no racking of memory elicited the information desired. He scraped
carefully among the ashes of his evening fire, hoping that some coals
might have remained alive to kindle a new one, but the fire had been
of wood too small to leave coals, and the Cook's matches were wet. He
might have had dry matches, brandy--yes, and a share in the blankets
themselves, all in an instant, had he but awakened either of his
brother officers. But the Cook's pride exceeded in greatness even his
discomfort, so he sought consolation in his own reflections, as men
are always possessed to do at just such times, when their reflections
are in the most shocking condition imaginable. The Cook paced the
sand, hugged himself, and tried to believe that there had been no
such day as yesterday, and that he had never left a blanket in New
York. Then he tried to draw his rubber blanket noiselessly from the
tent, to throw over his shoulders, but one side of the Purser rested
upon its extreme edge, and the Purser was of the conventional English
ponderosity. Then the Cook tried to revive his spirits with a song,
sung softly between his teeth, but these last named gateways of sound
were trembling so that the song itself became sadly demoralized.
The Cook had once written a convincing essay on "The Power of the
Imagination, as Exemplified by Physical Facts," and recalling this,
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