Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler — John Shaqi
Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
The squadron now drifted under the granite walls of a United States
fort, which commanded the approaches from Her Majesty's dominions. It
bore the marks of neglect usually seen in an unoccupied and unfinished
fort, but as the canoes drew near, signs of life manifested themselves
about the sally-port, and in less time than it takes to write it the
entire garrison had embarked and was advancing to reconnoitre the
approaching fleet. A parley ensued to the mutual edification of both
parties, and then the race for the Dominion line was resumed and easily
won by the Purser, who paddled into water so shoal that the mud was
visible just below the surface. He turned his boat on her centre as
rapidly as a man could do with a canoe of the Chrysalid pattern; then
he arose and exclaimed, as the Vice and the Cook drew up,
[Illustration: The Purser on British Soil.]
"Gentlemen, this is the first time in eight years that I've stood
upon British soil. 'God save the Queen!' say I, and three cheers"--
"You're not on British soil," interrupted the Vice; "you're on British
water." But the Purser, unmindful of the interruption, had got as
far as "hip, hip!"--when the motion of raising his hat destroyed his
equilibrium, and a second later he was more than knee deep in a hummock
of greyish-blue mud.
"Now you're on British soil," continued the Vice; "how do you like it
as far as you've got?"
But the unchanged ecstasy of the Purser's patriotic face banished from
the hearts of his companions any memories of '76 and 1812 that might
have been hiding there, and the three cheers were heartily given with a
supplementary "tiger," which was fully as noisy as if it had been one
of the tigers native to the royal lady's own Indian Empire.
The Purser extracted himself with some difficulty from his native clay,
and all paddled to a shelving beach for the noontide rest, the Cook
and the Commodore striking up "God save the Queen," out of compliment
to the Purser. The others joined in and the notes of the noble old
anthem rang far across the water until it was noticed that the Vice was
patriotically roaring the words:
"My Country 'tis of thee
Sweet land of libertee,"
instead of the original. The other two Americans, although they were
old United States soldiers, could not brook this gratuitous affront
to their English companion, so they vigorously attacked the Vice with
their paddles and spattered him till he was fain to cry "quarter."
Then the bows grated on the sand, and springing lightly ashore, the
Vice mounted a boulder and delivered himself as follows, while the
rest, dumb with amazement, sat in their boats to listen and applaud:
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