Cap'n Abe, Storekeeper: A Story of Cape Cod — John Shaqi
Cap'n Abe, Storekeeper: A Story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Abe, Storekeeper: A Story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
"Blind's a bat! Poor little critter!" he would murmur. "All the
sunshine does is to warm him; he can't see it no more. Out-o'-doors
ain't nothin' to him now."
Nor would he allow anybody but himself to attend to the needs of poor
little Jerry. He had promised Abe, he said. He kept that promise
faithfully.
Diddimus, the cat, was entirely another problem. At first, whenever he
saw Cap'n Amazon approach, he howled and fled. Then, gradually, an
unholy curiosity seemed to enthrall the big tortoise-shell. He would
peer around corners at Cap'n Amazon, stare at him with wide yellow eyes
through open doorways, leap upon the window sill and glower at the
substitute storekeeper--in every way showing his overweening interest
in the man. But he absolutely would not go within arm's reach of him.
"I always did say a cat's a plumb fool," declared Cap'n Amazon.
"They'll desert ship as soon as wink. Treacherous critters, the hull
tribe. Why, when I was up country in Cuba once, I stopped at a man's
hacienda and he had a tame wildcat--had had it from a kitten. Brought
it up on a bottle himself.
"He thought a heap of that critter, and when he laid in his hammock
under the trees--an' that was most of the time, for them Caribs are as
lazy as the feller under the tree that wished for the cherries to fall
in his mouth!--Yes, sir! when he laid in his hammock that yaller-eyed
demon would lay in it, too, and purr like an ordinary cat.
"But a day come when the man fell asleep and had a nightmare or
something, and kicked out, cracking that cat on the snout with his
heel. Next breath the cat had a chunk out o' his calf and if I hadn't
been there with a gun he'd pretty near have eat the feller!"
The personal touch always entered into Cap'n Amazon's stories. He had
always been on me spot when the thing in point happened--and usually he
was the heroic and central figure. No foolish modesty stayed his
tongue when it came to recounting adventures.
He had all his wits, as well as all his wit, about him, had Cap'n
Amazon. This was shown by an occurrence that very Saturday afternoon.
Milt Baker, like the other neighbors, was becoming familiar, if not
friendly, with the substitute storekeeper and, leaning on the showcase.
Milt said:
"Leave me have a piece of Brown Mule, Cap'n Am'zon. I'm all out o'
chewin'. Put it on the book and Mandy'll pay for it."
"Avast there!" Cap'n Amazon returned. "Seems to me I got something in
the bill o' ladin' 'bout that," and he drew forth the long memorandum
Cap'n Abe had made to guide his substitute's treatment of certain
customers. "No," the substitute storekeeper said, shaking his head
negatively. "Can't do it."
"Why not, I want to know?" blustered Milt. "I guess my credit's good."
He already had the Brown Mule in his hand.
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