Produced by Donald Lainson
CAP'N ERI
By Joseph Crosby Lincoln
CONTENTS
I. A LAMB FOR THE SACRIFICE
II. THE TRAIN COMES IN
III. THE “COME-OUTERS'” MEETING
IV. A PICTURE SENT AND A CABLE TESTED
V. THE WOMAN FROM NANTUCKET
VI. THE SCHOOLHOUSE BELL RINGS
VII. CAPTAIN ERI FINDS A NURSE
VIII. HOUSEKEEPER AND BOOK AGENT
IX. ELSIE PRESTON
X. MATCHMAKING AND LIFE-SAVING
XI. HEROES AND A MYSTERY
XII. A LITTLE POLITICS
XIII. CAPTAIN JERRY MAKES A MESS OF IT
XIV. THE VOYAGE OF AN “ABLE SEAMAN”
XV. IN JOHN BAXTER'S ROOM
XVI. A BUSINESS CALL
XVII. THROUGH FIRE AND WATER
XVIII. THE SINS OF CAPTAIN JERRY
XIX. A “NO'THEASTER” BLOWS
XX. ERI GOES BACK ON A FRIEND
XXI. “DIME-SHOW BUS'NESS”
CAP'N ERI
CHAPTER I
A LAMB FOR THE SACRIFICE
“Perez,” observed Captain Eri cheerfully, “I'm tryin' to average up with
the mistakes of Providence.”
The Captain was seated by the open door of the dining room, in the
rocker with the patched cane seat. He was apparently very busy doing
something with a piece of fishline and a pair of long-legged rubber
boots. Captain Perez, swinging back and forth in the parlor rocker with
the patch-work cushion, was puffing deliberately at a wooden pipe, the
bowl of which was carved into the likeness of a very rakish damsel with
a sailor's cap set upon the side of her once flaxen head. In response
to his companion's remark he lazily turned his sunburned face toward the
cane-seated rocker and inquired:
“What on airth are you doin' with them boots?”
Captain Eri tied a knot with his fingers and teeth and then held the
boots out at arm's length.
“Why, Perez,” he said, “I'm averagin' up, same as I told you. Providence
made me a two-legged critter, and a two-legged critter needs two boots.
I've always been able to find one of these boots right off whenever I
wanted it, but it's took me so plaguey long to find the other one that
whatever wet there was dried up afore I got out of the house. Yesterday
when I wanted to go clammin' I found the left one on the mantelpiece, no
trouble at all, but it was pretty nigh high water before I dug the other
one out of the washb'iler. That's why I'm splicin' 'em together this
way. I don't want to promise nothin' rash, but I'm in hopes that even
Jerry can't lose 'em now.”
“Humph!” grunted Captain Perez. “I don't think much of that plan. 'Stead
of losin' one you'll lose both of 'em.”
“Yes, but then I shan't care. If there ain't NO boots in sight; I'll
go barefoot or stay at home. It's the kind of responsibleness that goes
with havin' one boot that's wearin' me out. Where IS Jerry?”
“He went out to feed Lorenzo. I heard him callin' a minute ago. That cat
ain't been home sence noon, and Jerry's worried.”
A stentorian shout of “Puss! puss! Come, kitty, kitty, kitty!” came from
somewhere outside. Captain Eri smiled.
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