“Oh, cat's foot!” he exclaimed one day, after hunting everywhere for his
Sunday tie, and at length finding it in his bureau drawer. “I can't git
used to this everlastin' spruced-up bus'ness. Way it used to be, this
necktie was likely to be 'most anywheres 'round, and if I looked out in
the kitchen or under the sofy, I was jest as likely to find it. But now
everything's got a place and is in it.”
“Well, that's the way it ought to be, ain't it?” said Eri. “Then all
you've got to do is look in the place.”
“Yes, and that's jest it, I'm always forgittin' the place. My shoes is
sech a place; my hankerchers is sech a place; my pipe is sech a place;
my terbacker is another place. When I want my pipe I look where my shoes
is, and when I want my shoes I go and look where I found my pipe. How a
feller's goin' to keep run of 'em is what _I_ can't see.”
“You was the one that did most of the growlin' when things was the old
way.”
“Yes, but jest 'cause a man don't want to live in a pigpen it ain't no
sign he wants to be put under a glass case.”
Elsie's influence upon the house and its inmates had become almost as
marked as Mrs. Snow's. The young lady was of an artistic bent, and the
stiff ornaments in the shut-up parlor and the wonderful oil-paintings
jarred upon her. Strange to say, even the wax-dipped wreath that hung
in its circular black frame over the whatnot did not appeal to her.
The captains considered that wreath--it had been the principal floral
offering at the funeral of Captain Perez's sister, and there was a lock
of her hair framed with it--the gem of the establishment. They could
understand, to a certain degree, why Miss Preston objected to the
prominence given the spatter-work “God bless our Home” motto, but her
failure to enthuse over the wreath was inexplicable.
But by degrees they became used to seeing the blinds open at the parlor
windows the week through, and innovations like muslin curtains and vases
filled with late wild flowers came to be at first tolerated and then
liked. “Elsie's notions,” the captains called them.
There were some great discussions on art, over the teacups after supper.
Miss Preston painted very prettily in water-colors, and her sketches
were received with enthusiastic praise by the captains and Mrs. Snow.
But one day she painted a little picture of a fishing boat and, to her
surprise, it came in for some rather sharp criticism.
“That's a pretty picture, Elsie,” said Captain Eri, holding the sketch
at arm's length and squinting at it with his head on one side, “but
if that's Caleb Titcomb's boat, and I jedge 'tis, it seems to me she's
carryin' too much sail. What do you think, Jerry?”
Captain Jerry took the painting from his friend and critically examined
it, also at arm's length.
“Caleb's boat ain't got no sech sail as that,” was his deliberate
comment. “She couldn't carry it and stand up that way. Besides, the way
I look at it, she's down by the head more 'n she'd ought to be.”
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