Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
Cap'n Jonah Hand was an old-fashioned seaman. No matter how long he had
sailed master of passenger or merchant ships, the Cape Cod tang clung
to his speech. Especially did he clip his words and use provincial
turns of speech now that he was among those who habitually took such
liberties with academic English.
"I suppose," began Sarah Petty, trying to drive a conversational wedge
in the right direction, "that well-to-do widowers do have to dodge the
wiles of designing females. We've got some along the Shell Road that
you'll ha'f to keep your sails trimmed for, Uncle Jonah."
"Oh, pshaw!" ejaculated the captain, rather sheepishly, "I guess
the women'll leave me alone--'specially when they l'arn I ain't no
millionaire."
The flashed glances between Sarah Petty and her husband were laden with
suspicion. Sarah's sharp voice punctured the following silence as a
needle might prick a toy balloon.
"I presume you've got aplenty saved up after all these years for your
board and keep, Uncle? You was the forehandedest of all the Hands, I
guess."
"Oh," said the captain dryly, "I can pay my way for quite a spell yet,
before I ha'f to look up lodgin's at the poor farm. And that brings up
a leetle matter we might's well discuss right now at the start, Niece
Sarah.
"O' course," the old man went on placidly, "you air my only livin'
relative, Sarah. If I should drag my anchor to-night you'd stand to git
sech prop'ty as I might die possessed of. But a straight out and out
understanding, even betwixt kith and kin, is the only way to fend off
friction. I want, if I won't be crowdin' you an' your folks, Sarah, to
stop along o' you instead of tryin' to bach it as so many of us old
salts have to when we leave the sea for good and all. I ain't never
been used to doin' for myself, and I shouldn't know how to tackle the
job. I sh'd be jest as awkward about housework as a whale."
"Well, now, Uncle!" ejaculated Sarah in much perturbation.
"Belay there!" interrupted Cap'n Jonah. "I ain't finished payin' out
my line yet. What I want to know is, will you board an' lodge me,
and do for me as the sayin' is, an' for how much a month? I ain't no
millionaire, as I tell you, but I have always paid my shot an' I allus
calc'late to while there's any shot left in the locker."
Sarah's smile fairly dripped honey again. Orrin's expression of
countenance changed so suddenly that it must have hurt him. Tom looked
relieved.
"Well, now, Uncle!" his niece again ejaculated as though the subject of
money was quite a painful one.
And it was. She was in a nervous flutter for fear she would not tax the
old sea captain all that he would possibly stand. The thought of fixing
his monthly stipend below the figure Uncle Jonah might be willing to
pay was positively torturing to Sarah's mind.
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