Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape CodCooper, James A.
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Cap'n Jonah's fortune : $b A story of Cape Cod
Cooper, James A.
Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
"Same thing," snorted the doctor, eyeing the scowling Mr. Truitt with
composure. "If he doesn't tend to himself as I tell him he'll have the
undertaker stopping at his door instead of my flivver."
"I ain't sure, Doc," said the ex-steward harshly, "but I'd near 'bout
have the undertaker come. I'd expect him, anyway, after a few of your
visits."
"Hi gorry!" chortled Doctor Ambrose, who could take a joke as well as
make one, "you've got me there, 'Liphalet. And that's about the first
sarcastic observation you ever made. I believe your liver's at the
bottom of _that_."
"Now, Sam!" urged gentle Miss Sue, with a hand on her brother's arm.
Then to Mr. Truitt: "I hope we'll see you at the Christmas committee
meeting next time, 'Liphalet."
His reply was scarcely audible to the group as he started on again. To
cover the grouchy ex-steward's retreat, Doctor Ambrose struggled out
from behind the steering wheel to crank up. At once his sister hopped
out on the other side.
"She's bound to do that every time I crank the old wheezer," chuckled
the physician. "She expects it to back up, or start ahead, or cut some
other dido if she's in the thing alone."
The engine started with a snort. In a moment the whole car was
throbbing. Before climbing in again Miss Sue said to Cap'n Jonah:
"I suppose I shall find Pearl at home, Captain? We were about to stop
at Mrs. Petty's so that I might speak to her. Pearl is one of the very
nicest girls in my class."
"She 'pears to be a mighty nice gal," Cap'n Jonah agreed with
enthusiasm.
Now that Miss Sue was out of the car the captain eyed her with even
greater approval. Her silk gown of broad black and white stripes, the
pretty hat, even her slate-colored silk stockings and suede shoes,
struck Cap'n Jonah as being the prettiest and most suitable costume for
a woman to wear.
"The Doc's sister is a spankin' looking craft," said Cap'n Jonah
admiringly, as the car snorted away.
"She's a lovely lady," agreed Joseph Helmford. "And a good deal of a
catch, they say, Captain. They tell me she's got forty thousand dollars
in her own right."
"For--ty--thou--sand? Whatever!"
"Of course, that's a mere bagatelle to a man of your fortune," added
Helmford with twinkling eyes. "But it's been enough during the past ten
years to make almost every widower and old bachelor on this part of the
Cape sit up and take notice, as Cap'n Abe would say."
"Hem! And they ain't none of 'em caught her yet?"
"Nor her forty thousand dollars," added Helmford dryly. "You see, she's
more than a lovely lady. She's a wise one."
"Whatever!" ejaculated Cap'n Jonah, agreeing.
* * * * *
The gold-banded china appeared on the Petty table at supper that
evening in honor of Mr. Helmford's coming. Pearl put on a fresh gingham
and even Mrs. Petty brought forth a ruffled apron and assumed her best
company manners.
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