Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Description and travel; Cape Cod (Mass.) -- History -- Anecdotes; Cape Cod (Mass.) -- History, Local
It was in the thirties that a lot of new terms began coming out of
Washington and the Cape first heard of “the little people” and the
“forgotten man.” No Cape Codder would think of himself or his neighbors
as little people and no one locally, at least, was ever forgotten. J.F.
had always extended credit and had often given merchandise to help
neighbors over the rough spots of poor cranberry or fishing years. A
catastrophe such as a fire was the direct responsibility of the whole
community. Otherwise, most people in our village, in those days,
helped themselves--and had never imagined there was any other way.
Nevertheless, the wheels of government had begun to grind and there was
no doubt in Washington that the Cape was a part of the United States.
Each mail brought J.F. a new form to be filled out. It was either an
inquiry into matters he had always considered to be personal or a set
of regulations to be followed in running the grocery.
Whatever professor devised those forms it was a sure bet from the
beginning that he had never been inside a village store. Poor J.F.
would squint through his glasses for hours at the devilish forms.
Sometimes he would ask me for an opinion but, fresh as I was from
college, and full as I was of the concept of the “century of the Common
man”, I could make no more head nor tails of the forms than could he.
Finally he would shrug his shoulders in mystification and shuffle the
forms into a pile at one end of the wrapping counter.
As the weeks passed the pile of forms grew until at last it was too
big for the wrapping counter. Then they were set upon the floor where
they were nearly out of sight and would have been out of mind except
that the letters became more and more frequent and the demands more
forceful. At the end of six months the pile of government verbiage was
monumental and the letters had become almost violently threatening.
One day there came a letter from Washington by Registered Mail. It
looked very ugly and very important. J.F. never told me what was in
that letter but soon after reading it he stooped down and gathered up
the monumental pile of forms and placed them on the wrapping counter.
He wrapped them neatly and methodically in the good butcher’s paper and
he tied them securely with the string that dangled down from the little
iron cage at the ceiling. To the huge bundle he attached an envelope
addressed to the government at Washington and inside the envelope he
had written a note in his neat, meticulous script:
“Dear Sir:
I do not know what it is you want me to do and
I am too old now to take the time to figure it out.
I give up. I am closing the store.
Respectfully,
J.F. Small”
When he had made the bundle ready and inspected it for mailability, he
picked it up and walked past the glass cases of candy and cut plug and
he never looked back all the way to the Post Office. The Grocery Store
was closed.
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