Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
“I feel foive years younger,” said Pat.
“Begorra, I feel like a boy,” said Mike.
A few blocks farther Pat said: “Bejabers, Mike, don’t drink another drop
of that stuff. I’ve gone back to infancy.”
_Smokehouse Poetry_
_Lasca, the rhythmic tale of a girl of the Rio Grande and the
stampede pictured by Paul Desprez will lead the Smokehouse
Poetry for April. With it also will be “In Flanders Field,” by
Lieutenant-Colonel John McCray, which is being published after
many requests. Colonel McCray’s simple song of tragedy was the
Marsellaise of the great world war. The author was a surgeon
with the Canadian Expeditionary forces and wrote the poem
during the battle of Ypres._
The Shooting of Dan McGrew
By Robert W. Service.
A bunch of the boys were whooping it up, in the Malemuke saloon,
The Kid that tickled the music-box, was playing a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
While watching his luck was the light of his love.
The Lady—that was known as Lou.
When out of the night which was fifty below
And into the din and the glare
There stumbled a miner, fresh from the creeks,
Dog-dirty, and loaded for bear.
He looked like a man with one foot in the grave
And scarcely the strength of a louse,
As he tilted a poke of dust on the bar
And called for the drinks for the house.
There was none could place the stranger’s face,
Though we searched ourselves for a clew;
But we drank to his health, and the last to drink,
Was Dangerous Dan McGrew.
There are men that somehow just grip your eyes
And hold them hard like a spell,
And such was he for he looked to me
Like a man who had lived in hell.
With a face most hair, and a glassy stare
Like a dog whose day is done
As he watered the green stuff in his glass
And the drops fell one by one.
Then I got to figuring who he was
And wondering what he’d do
When I turned, and there stood watching him
Was the Lady, who was known as Lou.
The stranger’s eyes wandered round the room
And seemed in a kind of a daze
Till at last that old piano fell
In the way of his wandering gaze.
The Rag-time Kid was having a drink
There was no one else on the stool
And the stranger stumbled across the room
And flopped down there like a fool.
In a buck-skin shirt that was glazed with dirt
He sat and I seen him sway
With a talon hand he clutched the keys
God, but that man could play.
Were you ever out on the great alone,
When the night was awful clear
And the icy mountains held you in
With a silence that you most could hear.
With only the howl of a timber wolf
As you camped out there in the cold
A half-dead thing in a stark dead world
Clean mad, for the muck, called gold.
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