Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy — John Shaqi
Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
Nature is the place to study God in the book of field, mountain and
ocean. City streets are the place to study man in the sham, struggle and
sin of life.
In the afternoon and evening, work gives way to play. All classes meet
and mingle on the street; silk and cotton, glove and hard hand, auto and
carriage, revel in a democracy of delight. It is as necessary and natural
to play as to work, and we must have rest, recreation and rejoicing.
At night good people say an early “Good night,” read their Bible, pray,
put out the light, and snore. The Devil begins just then to light his
red lamp and lead his votaries into paths that too often end in disease
of body, darkness of mind, and death of soul. Next morning high society
may hush up the disgrace and infamy, but guilty hearts know their own
bitterness and that evening’s comedy has turned to morning’s tragedy.
Cities resemble a Demon’s brain, and the women of the night are its evil
thoughts. There are too many wantons with powdered face, brazen look and
leering laughter; too many giddy girls with bare necks and shoulders,
abbreviated skirts and hobbled feet walking the streets.
If there were no girls,—but there are more girls than boys, and
necessarily for wives and mothers to fill the vacancies caused by war,
vice and death. If there were no streets,—but streets are essential as
arteries of commerce, avenues of friendly meeting and public parade.
Morning, noon and night we walk the street and see dishonesty, impurity,
poverty and disease,—old and young jostling each other in seeming joy;
but their tell-tale faces speak of a heart with a secret grave of shame,
where they fear they may stumble over a ghastly grinning skull that will
mock their joy.
It will take more than Art Galleries, Symphony Concerts, Parks, Vice
Commissions and Grand Jury reports to make the streets of city life clean
and its boys and girls good citizens. The cure for sin is not a piece of
court-plaster to cover over wrong, but the Gospel of hand, head and heart
that trains a child’s soul, mind and will in the way he should go so that
when he is old his steps will not depart from it.
* * * * *
The merits and demerits of prohibition and the lawful consumption of the
grand old hootch of the good old days have been subject to warm debates
as far back as history can be traced. Here’s one from Hollinshed’s
Chronicles of 1577:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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