Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
Well, anyhow, the Valentino family separated about a year ago. For a
time, Rudolph was heartbroken over the separation and urged his mutual
friends to help him make up the difference. Just then, Jane had offers
galore from film companies and she was believed upstage and independent,
and to have refused to consider Valentino for a second session. Now,
lately, the tables have turned. Valentino has made a great hit in the
Metro photoplay taken from the biggest seller of last year. He can just
about command his own salary in filmdom from now on. And, wife Janie
hasn’t had such an easy winner. With dozens of companies ceasing to
produce, offers haven’t come bounding in at an alarming rate. Or perhaps
Jane didn’t know husband was such a capable actor and could make such a
hit? Can it be she at last realizes what a precious jewel she has lost,
and that now it is Jane’s turn to hope they make up, and Valentino’s to
assert manly indifference toward the fair sex entirely? Hollywood wonders
how it will come out.
* * * * *
Close friends of Bill Hart say he is to marry beautiful Jane Novak, who
has played so many leads in Hart pictures. All the evidence seems to
point that way. Bill declared through the press that April 2 last, was
his final day in motion pictures.
Jane will receive her final decree of divorce within a few weeks now.
Bill is building on to his lovely home in Hacienda Park. The Spanish
mansion now is divided into two sections with a long roofed corridor
running between. The new wing of rooms has lately been added to the
lovely mansion. Is Bill going to be a truly modern husband and keep his
own sanctum sanctorum at one end of the mansion for himself and allow his
wife to have a number of rooms in which she, of her own free will, may
roam as she pleases? Most wives would never be bored with the sort of
Bill who planned his romantic nest with such nicety!
* * * * *
Only Four Months
“The Blue Velvet Band,” “The Face on the Barroom Floor,” “Johnnie and
Frankie” and scores of other red-blooded poems will appear in the Winter
Annual of Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, “Pedigreed Follies of 1921-22,”
which will be published in October. This year, Whiz Bang’s greatest
entertainer will appear four times the regular monthly’s size, and will
contain, for the most part, brand-new stuff, but for the benefit of new
readers, stories and verse from early issues will be reprinted. Only
four months to wait! Don’t write for last year’s Annual! It was sold out
within thirty days!
* * * * *
A Short Story
His young wife laughed till she creaked as he slowly drank his iced tea.
“You are laughing,” he said, wiping his well-formed lips with the hem of
the tablecloth. “Why?”
“I just happened to remember,” she said between gasps, “that I put the
cyanide of potassium in the iced tea instead of the rat trap!”
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