Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
“Go in peace and sin no more,” was the command to the fallen woman.
Confess to the one you have wronged, but don’t make a boastful show
before others. There are converted sinners in the pulpit and prayer
meeting who make a glory of their shame, unmindful of the advice, “See
thou tell no man.” It is the unpardonable sin of society that it would
cast and keep in deeper hell the woman with a past, though she be
willing to purify herself in the fire of remorse and baptize herself with
tears of repentance.
Many a girl who once glittered in Folly’s and Fashion’s court has later
met and learned a true love. She was silent and devoted and today shines
a holy flame in the home as wife and mother. A woman may tell what she
is and hopes to be—not what she has been. The man who is fool and fiend
enough to insist that the Sphinx speak is unworthy of her. Let a man
remember to forgive and forget a woman’s past, as he hopes to have a
happy home here and hereafter.
* * * * *
Hello! or Ohell!
Did you ever stop to think that there isn’t much difference between hello
and ohell—that ohell is just hello turned around? There’s nothing finer
in the English language it seems to me than a good old American “Hello!”
But give her the reverse English and you get a cussword—and when you say
“hello” to some people that is what you get.
* * * * *
How About This?
The following want advertisement appeared in one of our well known
newspapers the other day:
“Two sisters want washing. Will go anywhere.”
* * * * *
My girl shakes the shimmy so much, that she’s shaken herself out of
shape.
Smokehouse Poetry
_Smokehouse Poetry for October will feature three poems: one, the plea
of a prisoner; the second, a thrilling story of the squared ring by the
author of “The Kid’s Last Fight,” and the third, a comic jazz verse after
Langdon Smith’s “Evolution.”_
_“The Prisoner’s Prayer,” which is to be Number One on the poetry
billboard for October, was written on the stone wall of the Federal
penitentiary at McNeil Island, Washington, in September, 1909. It was
later memorized by another prisoner and just recently forwarded to the
Whiz Bang upon his release._
_“So hear ye the prayers from the prison,_
_Where fever and famine are rife;_
_Where never one soul has arisen,_
_Where many go down in the strife.”_
_In response to inquiries from many readers we have obtained another copy
of “The Gila Monster Route” to replace the one which Maggie, the hired
girl, lost during our last farm house cleaning bee. It will be published
in the Winter Annual._
* * * * *
Betrayed
By Angela Morgan
Bad, hopelessly bad!
I yielded to love that sways mankind,
Not the mere measure of bodily pleasure,
But love that wakes in the soul and the mind,
Born of the spirit at God’s behest:
And I bartered all I had.
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