Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
When Doug Fairbanks and Bull Montana walk down the street together
the Bull “takes it away from him,” as they say in the pictures when a
subservient character grabs the best of the scene from the star. Bull
has a face, at once fearsome and fascinating. He is so ugly that crowds
follow him around. It is a frequent spectacle in Los Angeles to see
Fairbanks, Bull Montana, Spike Robinson, Crooked Nosed Murphy, Benny
Zeidmann, the press agent de luxe, and Mark Larkin, Fairbanks’ special
representative, beating it down the broad. Of course, Doug always struts
in front, while the others in platoon formation tread proudly in the
rear. The only place where Doug falls down is that some of his gang look
funnier than Doug acts on the screen and the big star stands a chance of
being overlooked in the “what the h—is coming here” attitude that rends
the atmosphere as the Fairbanks battalion bears down upon the multitude.
Yes, Doug likes to lead his gang into the big hotel corridors, where his
cohorts then fade gracefully into the oblivion necessary to leave Doug
alone in his solitude for the yokels to admire and wonder at. You gotta
hand it to Doug for rushing in with his gang and then giving them the
fade away sign at the psychological moment.
Lottie Pickford—we have thought out loud a time or two before in these
columns about Lottie. Unlike the demure Mary, Lottie likes the jazz
stuff, the bright lights and some good looking young dude hanging around
her. We never saw Lottie chew tobacco, but she can stow away a lot of the
“grape.”
If we had our decision to make as regards Lottie’s chief peculiarity we
would say that her idea is to be thoroughly known as Mary’s sister by
doing things that Mary doesn’t. Lottie isn’t the first contrary girl,
though, who can claim to be of famous family. There was Miss Roosevelt
and later Mrs. Longworth. Didn’t the colonel himself call long and loudly
for commodious families? And did you ever read that his daughter attained
any particular fame aside from smoking cigarettes and not rearing
children?
If you are a sort of a junior member of a family and fear that you will
be overshadowed by some relative, cast for a famous mold, one way to
attract attention is to copy the other one—backwards.
We come to Fatty—Roscoe Arbuckle. Roscoe’s peculiarity just now is to
have people try and forget that his name is Fatty. Roscoe is getting
dignified. He has half a dozen cars, just because people came to know him
as “Fatty Arbuckle” and paid a lot of dough to see him. Just where Fatty
expects to promote himself by being Roscoe passeth understanding. Surely
he doesn’t think that he could act seriously without being thought funny.
Perhaps Fatty is subtle. He may have tired of drawing laughs as a result
of acting natural and figures he may get as many more by trying not to
appear natural.
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