Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, Vol. III. No. 31, March, 1922 _They’re Going Fast!_ Whiz Bang’s greatest book—The Winter Annual Pedigreed Follies of 1921-22—hot off the press. Orders are now being mailed. There will be no delay as long as the supply lasts. If your news stand’s quota is sold out— PIN A DOLLAR BILL Or your check, money order or stamps To the coupon on the back page. And receive our 256-page bound volume of jokes, jests, jingles, stories, pot pourri, mail bag and Smokehouse poetry. The best collection ever put in print. REMEMBER, FOLK Last year our Annual (which was only one fourth as large as the 1921-22 book) was sold out on the Pacific Coast within three or four days, and not a copy could be bought =anywhere= in the United States within ten days. So hurry up! First Come will be First Served! Pin your dollar bill to the coupon and mail to the Whiz Bang Farm, Robbinsdale, Minn. Don’t write for early back copies of our regular issue. We haven’t any left. _Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang_ [Illustration] _America’s Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy_ MARCH, 1922 Vol. III. No. 31 Published Monthly W. H. Fawcett, at Robbinsdale, Minnesota Entered as second-class matter May 1, 1920, at the postoffice at Robbinsdale, Minnesota, under the Act of March 3. 1879. Price 25 cents $2.50 per year ONE DOLLAR FOR THE WINTER ANNUAL Contents of this magazine are copyrighted. Republication of any part permitted when properly credited to Capt. Billy’s Whiz Bang. “We have room for but one soul loyalty and that is loyalty to the American people.”—Theodore Roosevelt. Copyright 1922 By W. H. Fawcett Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang employs no solicitors. Subscriptions may be received only at authorized news stands or by direct mail to Robbinsdale. We join in no clubbing offers, nor do we give premiums. Two-fifty a year in advance. Edited by a Spanish and World War Veteran and dedicated to the fighting forces of the United States _Drippings From the Fawcett_