* * * * * =_Naughty Nellie_=—Where does your lap go when you stand up? * * * * * =_Willie Zatso_=—It is considered bad manners for children to stick their elbows out when cutting their meat at dinner. You might make your father cut his mouth. * * * * * A knock-kneed man walked down the street. Said the right knee to the left knee, “If you let me get around this time I’ll let you get around next time.” * * * * * Warm Stuff I saw a dog chasing a jackrabbit down the hill and it was so hot the dog and rabbit were both walking. (Lie down, Fido, you’re all wet.) * * * * * We Clipped This “I’ve got that down Pat,” said Mrs. Flanigan, as she gave her son a dose of castor oil. * * * * * Bob—“You look sweet enough to eat.” Gert—“I do! Where shall we go?” * * * * * _Frank Adams in a recent Cosmopolitan story describes the modern dance thusly:_ _“If there wasn’t any music they would be arrested.”_ * * * * * _My head is dizzy,_ _My eyes are getting sore,_ _That’s all for this issue,_ _There ain’t any more._ The Winter Annual _CONTENTS_ DRIPPINGS FROM THE FAWCETT GIRL IN BLUE VELVET BAND FACE ON THE BARROOM FLOOR FRANKIE AND JOHNNIE BLUES SHOOTING OF DAN MCGREW WEDDING OF THE PERSIAN CAT ACE IN THE HOLE BOOZE FIGHTER’S DREAM DIARY OF A DIVORCEE FABLE OF THE BULL HIGHTY TIGHTY APHRODITE GOLIGHTLY HIGHBALLS HOW TO KISS DELICIOUSLY HUNTING THE WILY POLE CAT MOHAMMEDAN BULL OUR OWN FAIRY QUEEN TOOL HOUSE ON THE FARM THE OLD SMOKEHOUSE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS GILA MONSTER ROUTE PASTURE POT POURRI HOOCH CURE BLUES DYING HOBO LASCA SAM’S GIRL TOLEDO SLIM EVOLUTION POPPIES AFTER THE RAID THE HARPY THE SUICIDE TARNISHED GOODS SEPARATION LITTLE RED GOD THE LADIES LIMBER KICKS NAUGHTY BUT NICE TO THE GIRL RURAL MAIL BOX TIRED HIRED MAN LIFE’S A FUNNY PROPOSITION AFTER ALL _Pedigreed Follies of 1921-22_ 256 pages of fun. The gems of 25 early editions of Capt. Billy’s Whiz Bang. Stories, toasts, poems, drippings and pot pourri comprise this greatest Whiz Bang book. _Only a Few Left_ If your newsdealer’s supply is exhausted, pin a dollar bill, or your check, money order or stamps to the coupon below and receive this peppy collection. Whiz Bang, Robbinsdale, Minnesota. Gentlemen: Enclosed is dollar bill, check, money order or stamps for $1.00 for which please send me the Winter Annual of Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang, “Pedigreed Follies of 1921-22.” Name.............................................. Address........................................... _Everywhere!_