Cooks -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction; War stories
"Thank you, sir," said Slops mechanically. "But you realize there is
extreme danger of encountering enemy ships?"
"Keep your pants on, Slops!"
"Eh?" The chef looked startled. "Beg pardon, sir?"
"I said keep your pants on. Sure, I know. And I've took precautions.
There's a double watch on duty, and men at every gun. If we do meet up
with an Alliance craft, it'll be just too bad for them!
"Yes, sirree!" The Old Man grinned comfortably. "I almost hope we
do bump into one. After we burn it out of the void we'll have clear
sailing all the way to Callisto."
"But--but if there should be more than one, sir?"
"Don't be ridiculous, my boy. Why should there be?"
"Well, for one thing," wrangled our pint-sized cook, "because rich
ekalastron deposits were recently discovered on Vesta. For another,
because Vesta's orbit is now going into aphelion stage, which will
favor a concentration of raiders."
The skipper choked, spluttered, and disgorged a bite of half-masticated
pancake.
"Eka--Great balls of fire! Are you sure?"
"Of course, I'm sure. I told you days ago that I was born and raised in
the Belt, Captain."
"I know. But why didn't you tell me about Vesta before? I mean about
the ekalastron deposits?"
"Why--why, because--" said Slops. "Because--"
"Don't give me lady-logic, you dope!" roared the Old Man, an enraged
lion now, his breakfast completely forgotten. "Give me a sensible
answer! If you'd told me _that_ instead of just yipping and yapping
about how via Iris was a nicer route I'd have listened to you! As it
is, we're blasting smack-dab into the face of danger. And us on the
most vital mission of the whole ding-busted war!"
He was out of his seat, bustling to the audio, buzzing Lieutenant
Wainwright on the bridge.
"Johnny--that you? Listen, change traj quick! Set a new course through
the Belt by way of Iris and the Bog, and hurry up, because--"
What reason he planned to give I do not know, for he never finished
that sentence. At that moment the _Leo_ rattled like a Model AA
spacesled in an ionic storm, rolled, quivered and slewed like a drunk
on a freshly-waxed floor. The motion needed no explanation; it was
unmistakeable to any spacer who has ever hopped the blue. Our ship had
been gripped, and was now securely locked, in the clutch of a tractor
beam!
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