Captains All and OthersJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Captains All and Others
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“Now, look 'ere,” ses Sam, starting up and spilling some of the hot
cocoa over 'is lap.
“A ginger-beer bottle,” ses Peter Russet, making faces at Ginger to keep
quiet.
“Yes, o' course, that's wot I meant,” ses Ginger.
Old Sam wiped the cocoa off 'is knees without saying a word, but his
weskit kept going up and down till Peter Russet felt quite sorry for
'im.
“There's nothing like it,” he ses to Mrs. Finch. “It was by sticking to
ginger-beer and milk and such-like that Captain Small 'ad command of a
ship afore 'e was twenty-five.”
“Lor'!” ses Mrs. Finch.
She smiled at old Sam till Peter got uneasy agin, and began to think
p'r'aps 'e'd been praising 'im too much.
“Of course, I'm speaking of long ago now,” he ses.
“Years and years afore you was born, ma'am,” ses Ginger.
Old Sam was going to say something, but Mrs. Finch looked so pleased
that 'e thought better of it. Some o' the cocoa 'e was drinking went the
wrong way, and then Ginger patted 'im on the back and told 'im to be
careful not to bring on 'is brownchitis agin. Wot with temper and being
afraid to speak for fear they should let Mrs. Finch know that 'e wasn't
a captin, he could 'ardly bear 'imself, but he very near broke out when
Peter Russet advised 'im to 'ave his weskit lined with red flannel. They
all stayed on till closing time, and by the time they left they 'ad made
theirselves so pleasant that Mrs. Finch said she'd be pleased to see
them any time they liked to look in.
Sam Small waited till they 'ad turned the corner, and then he broke out
so alarming that they could 'ardly do anything with 'im. Twice policemen
spoke to 'im and advised 'im to go home afore they altered their minds;
and he 'ad to hold 'imself in and keep quiet while Ginger and Peter
Russet took 'is arms and said they were seeing him 'ome.
He started the row agin when they got in-doors, and sat up in 'is bed
smacking 'is lips over the things he'd like to 'ave done to them if he
could. And then, arter saying 'ow he'd like to see Ginger boiled alive
like a lobster, he said he knew that 'e was a noble-'arted feller who
wouldn't try and cut an old pal out, and that it was a case of love at
first sight on top of a tram-car.
“She's too young for you,” ses Ginger; “and too good-looking besides.”
“It's the nice little bisness he's fallen in love with, Ginger,” ses
Peter Russet. “I'll toss you who 'as it.”
Ginger, who was siting on the foot o' Sam's bed, said “no” at fust, but
arter a time he pulled out arf a dollar and spun it in the air.
That was the last 'e see of it, although he 'ad Sam out o' bed and all
the clothes stripped off of it twice. He spent over arf an hour on his
'ands and knees looking for it, and Sam said when he was tired of
playing bears p'r'aps he'd go to bed and get to sleep like a Christian.
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