Captains All and OthersJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Captains All and Others
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
He got his burden out of bed at last, and staggered to the foot of the
companion-ladder with it. Then there was a halt, two legs sticking
obstinately across the narrow way and refusing to be moved, while a
furious humming proceeded from the other end of the sack.
Four times did the exhausted cook get his shoulder under his burden and
try and push it up the ladder, and four times did it wriggle and fight
its way down again. Half crazy with fear and rage, he essayed it for the
fifth time, and had got it half-way up when there was a sudden
exclamation of surprise from above, and the voice of the mate sharply
demanding an explanation.
“What the blazes are you up to?” he cried.
“It's all right, sir,” said the panting cook; “old Jem's had a drop too
much and got down aft, and I'm getting 'im for'ard again.”
“Jem?” said the astonished mate. “Why, he's sitting up here on the
fore-hatch. He came aboard with me.”
“Sitting,” began the horrified cook; “sit—oh, lor!”
He stood with his writhing burden wedged between his body and the
ladder, and looked up despairingly at the mate.
“I'm afraid I've made a mistake,” he said in a trembling voice.
The mate struck a match and looked down.
“Take that sack off,” he demanded, sternly.
The cook placed his burden upon its feet, and running up the ladder
stood by the mate shivering. The latter struck another match, and the
twain watched in breathless silence the writhings of the strange
creature below as the covering worked slowly upwards. In the fourth
match it got free, and revealed the empurpled visage of the master of
the _Susannah_. For the fraction of a second the cook gazed at him in
speechless horror, and then, with a hopeless cry, sprang ashore and ran
for it, hotly pursued by his enraged victim. At the time of sailing he
was still absent, and the skipper, loth to part two such friends, sent
Mr. James Lister, at the urgent request of the anxious crew, to look for
him.
THE WHITE CAT
The traveller stood looking from the tap-room window of the
_Cauliflower_ at the falling rain. The village street below was empty,
and everything was quiet with the exception of the garrulous old man
smoking with much enjoyment on the settle behind him.
“It'll do a power o' good,” said the ancient, craning his neck round the
edge of the settle and turning a bleared eye on the window. “I ain't
like some folk; I never did mind a drop o' rain.”
The traveller grunted and, returning to the settle opposite the old man,
fell to lazily stroking a cat which had strolled in attracted by the
warmth of the small fire which smouldered in the grate.
“He's a good mouser,” said the old man, “but I expect that Smith the
landlord would sell 'im to anybody for arf a crown; but we 'ad a cat in
Claybury once that you couldn't ha' bought for a hundred golden
sovereigns.”
The traveller continued to caress the cat.
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