In the same wars, a Spanish man-at-arms in the plundering of a city,
took more gold than he could carry, so he had the metal beaten into
a suit of armor, and painted black to hide its worth from thieves.
From a literary standpoint, that was all very fine, but from our
adventurer point of view, the man was a fool for wearing armor useless
for defense, and so heavy he could not run. He was killed, and a good
riddance.
We value most the man who knows his business, and the more practical
the adventurer, the fewer his misadventures.
From that point of view, the book is attempted with all earnestness;
and if the results appear bizarre, let the shocked reader turn to
better written works, mention of which is made in notes.
As to the truthfulness of adventurers, perhaps we are all more or less
truthful when we try to be good. But there are two kinds of adventurers
who need sharply watching. The worst is F. C. Selous. Once he lectured
to amuse the children at the Foundling Hospital, and when he came to
single combats with a wounded lion, or a mad elephant he was forced
to mention himself as one of the persons present. He blushed. Then
he would race through a hair-lifting story of the fight, and in an
apologetic manner, give all the praise to the elephant, or the lion
lately deceased. Surely nobody could suspect him of any merit, yet
all the children saw through him for a transparent fraud, and even we
grown-ups felt the better for meeting so grand a gentleman.
The other sort of liar, who does not understate his own merits, is
Jim Beckwourth. He told his story, quite truthfully at first, to a
journalist who took it down in shorthand. But when the man gaped with
admiration at the merest trifles, Jim was on his mettle, testing this
person’s powers of belief, which were absolutely boundless. After that,
of course he hit the high places, striking the facts about once in
twenty-four hours, and as one reads the book, one can catch the thud
whenever he hit the truth.
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