Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- England -- Juvenile fiction; Sports stories
Henry, as a matter of fact, was going to be one of those men to whom the
ideal way of getting into a room is by way of the skylight, and the
ideal way of getting out is through the window (though not, of course,
by being pushed through).
It was conceivable that on occasion Henry might consent to act the part
of a detective. Generally speaking, however, he would be the man who
delays the play all the way through by persistently getting into
predicaments through sheer stupidity merely for the sake of showing how
to get out of them again.
He would be a man of rapid movement; he would look always to right and
left before moving to his front; he would look all round a room before
observing a prostrate body at his feet; he would invariably get his eye
caught on a keyhole before entering a room. He would point out the way
to a friend less keen of vision than he before walking down a long
straight road; and at times he would be seen swaying against a wall with
half-closed eyes whilst those who had stolen his all made their escape
in their own time through an old-world garden, stopping to pick flowers
as they went.
Above all there would be one dramatic performance which would constitute
his star part. It would consist in a series of scenes turned rapidly
upon the reel, each displaying a long wide road, and down these ways
Henry would be featured running as never man ran before. His arms would
be going like pistons. He would have lost his hat. (This, however, he
would find again in time to doff it as indicating that somebody was
dead.) Ever and again he would appear to be exhausted. To the lay mind
it would seem impossible for any living man to maintain such a
consistent speed down all those different roads. Nevertheless Henry
would do it. He would do it on different days, of course, but that would
not be realised; and he would, moreover, be running to save a soul. This
would be known to the audience, who would cheer his attractive likeness
every time it appeared at the far end of another road. He conceived that
the energy with which he would run would immediately lift him into the
front rank of famous players. He had once had a nightmare in which he
had slipped up and fallen on the back of his neck whilst at the top of
his speed, thus leading the audience to suppose that his performance was
a comic one ... and once he had dreamt that owing to a slight stitch he
had not been able to run up to form and had arrived twenty-five minutes
too late to effect the rescue, for which he had been kicked by the man
who had been turning the film all the time in expectation of his
arrival; but he had never mentioned these incidents to anyone at all.
He practised a good deal, and it may almost be said that throughout the
period covered by this tale he lived under the perpetual hallucination
that all his movements were recorded by a camera for reproduction before
a gaping audience.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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