England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
This devilling was quite an art, and, not unlike art, poorly enough
paid. Still, not bad fun feeling you were the pea and the chief only
the shell--the chief, with his great name and controlling influence. He
finished pencilling, O.K.’d the sheets, thought, ‘Georgie Grebe! what
the deuce shall I write about?’ and went back to his room.
It was not much of a room, and there was not much in it except Jimmy
Counter, smoking a pipe and writing furiously.
Taggart sat down too, lit his own pipe, took a sheet of paper and
scrawled the words ‘Georgie Grebe Article’ across the top.
Georgie Grebe! It _was_ a scoop! The chief had a wonderful flair
for just the names that got the Public. There was something rather
beautifully simple about writing an article for a man who had never
written a line--something virginal in the conception. And when you
came to think of it, something virginal in the Public’s buying of the
article to read the thoughts of their idol, Georgie Grebe. Yes, and
what were their idol’s thoughts? If he, Taggart, didn’t know, nobody
would, not even the idol! Taggart smiled, then felt a little nervous.
Georgie Grebe--celebrated clown--probably he hadn’t any thoughts!
Really, there was something very trustful about the Public! He dipped
his pen in ink and sat staring at the nib. Trustful! The word had
disturbed the transparency of his mental process, as a crystal of
peroxide will disturb and colour a basinful of water. Trustful! The
Public would pay their pennies to read what they thought were the
thoughts of Georgie Grebe. But----! Taggart bit into the pipe stem.
Steady! He was getting on too fast. Of course Georgie Grebe had
thoughts if he signed them--hadn’t he? His name would be reproduced in
autograph, with the indispensable portrait. People would see by his
features that he must have had them. Was the Public so very trustful
then? The evidence was there all right. Fraudulent? This was just
devilling, there was nothing fraudulent about ‘devilling’--everybody
did it. You might as well say those signed leaders written for the
chief were fraudulent. Of course they weren’t--only devilled! The
Public paid for the thoughts of the chief, and there they were since he
signed them. Devilled thoughts! And yet! Would the public pay if those
leaders were signed A. P. Taggart? The thoughts would be the same--and
very good. They ought to pay--but--would they? He struck another match,
and wrote:
“I am no writer, ladies and gentlemen. I am--believe me--a simple
clown. In balancing this new pole upon my nose I am conscious of a
certain sense of fraud----”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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