England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
He crossed out the paragraph. That word again--must keep it from
buzzing senselessly round his brain like this! He was only devilling;
hold on to ‘devilling’; it was his living to devil--more or less--just
earning his living--getting nothing out of it! Neither was Georgie
Grebe--only the Ad.! Then who was getting something out of it?
‘Conglomerated Journals’! Out of Georgie Grebe’s name; out of the
chief’s name below the devilled leaders--a pretty penny! Well, what
harm in making the most of a big name? Taggart frowned. Suppose a man
went into a shop and bought a box of pills, marked ‘Holloway,’ made
up from a recipe of ‘Tompkins’--did it matter that the man thought
they were Holloway’s, if they were just as good pills, perhaps better?
Taggart laid down his pen and took his pipe out of his mouth. ‘Gosh!’
he thought, ‘never looked at it this way before! I believe it does
matter. A man ought to get the exact article he pays for. If not, any
fraud is possible. New Zealand mutton can be sold as English. Jaeger
stuffs can have cotton in them. This Grebe article’s a fraud.’ He relit
his pipe. With the first puff his English hatred of a moral attitude
or ‘swank’ of any sort beset him. Who was he to take stand against
a custom? Didn’t secretaries write the speeches of Parliamentary
‘big-bugs’? Weren’t the opinions of eminent lawyers often written by
their juniors, read over and signed? Weren’t briefs and pleadings
devilled? Yes; but all that was different. In such cases the Public
weren’t paying for expression, they were paying for knowledge; the big
lawyer put his imprimatur on the knowledge, not on the expression of
it; the Cabinet Minister endorsed his views, whether he had written
them out or not, and it was his views the Public paid for, not the
expression of them. But in this Grebe article the Public would not be
paying for any knowledge it contained, nor for any serious views; it
would pay for a peep into the mind of their idol. ‘And his mind will be
mine!’ thought Taggart; ‘but who’d pay a penny to peep into that?’ He
got up, and sat down again.
With a Public so gullible--what did it matter? They lapped up anything
and asked for more. Yes! But weren’t the gullible the very people who
oughtn’t to be gulled? He rose again, and toured the dishevelled room.
The man at the other table raised his head.
“You seem a bit on your toes.”
Taggart stared down at him.
“I’ve got to write some drivel in the _Lighthouse_ for Georgie Grebe to
sign. It’s just struck me that it’s a fraud on the Public. What do you
say, Jimmy?”
“In a way. What about it?”
“If it is, I don’t want to do it--that’s all.”
His colleague whistled.
“My dear chap, here am I writing a racing article ‘From the Man in the
Paddock’--I haven’t been on a racecourse for years.”
“Oh! well--that’s venial.”
“All’s venial in our game. Shut your eyes, and swallow. You’re only
devilling.”
“Ga!” said Taggart. “Give a thing a decent label, and it is decent.”
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