I scarcely dared bet the fourth hand. We had switched to
three-card draw. I discarded two small diamonds, keeping a pair
of nines and an ace for a kicker. On the draw I got one card
that claimed to be the fourteen of eagles and one on which there
was a message reading: "These hallucinations are sent to you with
the courtesy of the Manhattan Chapter of the Lodge. Are you
finding it practical?"
I threw the hand in and stood up, shaking. "Since when don't you
bet a full house?" my kibitzer demanded, after the hand was won.
He picked up what I had thrown in. The fourteen of eagles turned
out to be a nine, and the card with the hallucination message the
other ace.
"Got to confuse the other bettors," I said. "One of the
fundamentals of poker."
There really weren't enough chips left in front of me to bother
cashing in. I just left them lying there and wandered down to the
street, flat broke.
* * * * *
Wally Bupp was right. I hadn't found it practical. All of a
sudden I saw that it really didn't matter whether I were a psi or
not. The important question had always been whether Lefty and the
others were psis. If so, they might be on the level about my psi
powers--which meant I was right back being a snake again. And if
they weren't, it was a simple case of blackmail, which at least
let me rejoin the human race. On that basis, I was in tough
shape. Occam's razor has no answer for hallucinations. Either
you've had them or you hadn't. I had. Nobody would change my mind
on that score. That made Snead, and presumably Lefty, a psi. And
me, too.
But--what if they were mistaken? Shari's tests looked conclusive
to me. I saw that as the only way out. I had to insist on a test
in their presence. And that meant I had to get in touch with
Wally Bupp.
My kibitzer came stalking out of the building, gangling and
gawky. "Didn't mean to spoil your luck, neighbor," he said.
"Don't give it a second thought, Snead," I said.
"Call me Mortimer," he said. "You mind a word of advice,
neighbor?" he asked, bobbing his head around and grinning in a
self-conscious way. "Next time, bet that fourteen. Highest card
in the deck. Beats all the others!"
"You lousy snake!" I gasped. I'd learned better than to take a
poke at him. Lefty had taught me my lesson on that one. Snead
might turn out to be a TK as well as a hallucinator, and I wanted
no more heart attacks.
He handed me a card. "There'll be somebody at this number all
night, neighbor. Gamblers Anonymous."
He faded off down the dark street. The card merely said:
"Manhattan Chapter NO 5-5600"
* * * * *
Shari must have had a swell time at dinner with some guy who
didn't gamble, because she didn't come home until nearly
midnight. I know because I dialed her apartment every ten minutes
until I got her face on the screen.
She was still dressed for dinner and had a sort of tiara over her
thick tresses. "What is it?" she said.
"I'm not a psi?" I demanded.
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