Carlyon Sahib: A Drama in Four ActsMurray, Gilbert
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Carlyon Sahib: A Drama in Four Acts
Murray, Gilbert
English drama -- 19th century
I interrupted her; and worse, she took me for a champion of the Baboo!
CARLYON.
She never forgives an interruption. That is why I always have the
general tea in her room. By-the-bye, Vera, before I forget, you're to
give away the prizes at the Y.M.C.A. Shooting Club.
VERA.
Oh, Father, when?
CARLYON.
Thursday next: eleven A.M. It'll take most of the day. But what is this
about India and the black man? I heard noble sentiments as I came in.
VERA.
Mr. Adene says that he expects to find----
ADENE.
That _if_ I find a British official guilty of unfair behaviour----
VERA.
Foul play!
ADENE.
I shall report the action.
VERA.
Attack the man.
ADENE.
You have heard us both.
VERA.
I want you to make him feel the difficulties.
ADENE.
And I claim that you for one have conquered the very worst difficulties
without ever acquiescing in wrong to a native.
CARLYON.
[_Coolly; sitting down in chair by the tea-table._] Both of you wrong,
quite wrong. I never knew any real difficulties, and I often wrong
people--natives and others. What do you call a wrong?
ADENE.
Roughly, anything you wouldn't do to an Englishman in England.
CARLYON.
Any objection to murder, for instance?
ADENE.
[_Smiling._] Ah, but seriously, a general attitude----
CARLYON.
I have condoned murders occasionally. On the whole I am not sure we have
enough of them. I have often wished to see a man knocked on the head
when nobody would do it.
[_Turns chair facing_ ADENE.
_Enter_ SERVANT _with tea, and exit again_.
VERA.
[_To_ ADENE, _laughing_.] Prepare to receive shocks!
CARLYON.
Oh, Adene knows of old how unregenerate I am. But I've said as much as
that to an interviewer!
ADENE.
There are certainly people I should like to see removed----
CARLYON.
Well, I'll tell you. Once when I was at---- I wish somebody would give
me tea! Where's Elizabeth?
VERA.
[_To_ CARLYON, _taking possession of the tea-table_.] Be patient! [_To_
ADENE.] Now you've done us a service. We can never make him talk about
himself.
CARLYON.
Well, I won't say where I was, it might implicate people; but there was
a poor fellow, a villager, there, called Natthu, who was in the power of
a money-lender. You know the sort of man?
_Enter_ ELIZABETH, R., _with her left hand wrapped, negligently in a
handkerchief. She comes first up to the tea-table, and then retires to
the back of the room._
ADENE.
The worst in the world! I admit occasional murdering may do them good.
[_Takes tea._
CARLYON.
It wasn't the money-lender this time! It was a policeman. Natthu had a
wife and one daughter about twelve. Well, at last the money-lender was
going to carry off his standing corn.
[ELIZABETH _comes forward so as to look at_ ADENE. VERA _beckons her to
come and pour out the tea. She declines and retires back again._
ADENE.
Sheer ruin, of course.
CARLYON.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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