American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
A good many thousands of people in France and England and America
learned from the newspapers the story of the nondescript in the blue
overalls, who had behaved so gallantly at the crucial moment of a
crucial fight. But McDermott never did. He seldom read newspapers. No
one had been able to learn his name, so the reporters had given him a
name. They called him “Dennis.” And it was “Dennis” who got the fame and
glory. McDermott would not have identified himself with Dennis had he
seen the newspapers. When he awakened from his long, broken stupor, with
its intervals of dazed halfconsciousness, the first thing he did was to
steal away from that hospital; he left without having heard of Dennis or
of the decoration of Dennis.
There was one thing that he had experienced that did live hazily and
confusedly in his memory, however, although he could not fix it in its
relationship to any other thing. And that was the fact that he had met
Gustave Schmidt. Three or four months after he slipped away from the
hospital--a period of unchronicled wanderings, during which he had tried
unsuccessfully to enlist several times--he limped into a saloon on the
Brooklyn water front and asked Tim O'Toole, the proprietor, for his
usual. He had just got back to Brooklyn, and he carried his earthly
possessions in a bundle wrapped in brown paper.
“I hear Yordy Crowley isn't givin' his racket this year,” said
McDermott, laying his bundle on the bar and pouring out his drink.
“He is not,” said Tim. “He is in France helpin' out thim English.”
“Yordy will make a good sojer,” said McDermott. “He is a good man of his
fists.”
“The Irish is all good sojers,” said Mr. O'Toole, sententiously. “There
was that man Dinnis, now, that was in all av the papers.”
“I did not hear av him,” said McDermott. “An' phwat did he do?”
“He licked th' entire German army wan morn-in',” said O'Toole, “an'
saved England, an' the Quane of France kissed him for it. 'Twas in all
the papers. Or, maybe,” said Mr. O'Toole, “it was the King av Belg'um
kissed him for ut. Anny-way wan of thim foreign powers kissed him wid
the whole world lookin' on.”
“An' phwat did this Dinnis do thin?” asked McDermott.
“He attimpted to assault the person that kissed him,” said O'Toole.
“Maybe 'twas the King av Italy. 'Twas in all the papers at th' time.
Some wan told me ye were in France y'rsilf, Paddy.”
“I was that,” said McDermott. “I wint wid mules.”
“Did ye see annything av the war?”
“I did not,” said McDermott. “Divil a bit of ut, barrin' a lot o'
racket an' a big roarin' divil av a stame-boiler thing that come bustin'
through th' air an' took away the mules that was me passport. But I come
near seein' some av ut, wan time.”
“An' how was it that ye come near it, an' missed it?” inquired Tim.
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