American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
He dispatched Looney one day, ostensibly to bum a handout, but in
reality to get the lay of a certain house in a suburb near Cincinnati,
which the Basher meditated cracking the next convenient night. Looney
returned with the food but without the information. He had been willing
enough, for he admired yeggmen and all their ways and works, and was
withheld by no moral considerations from anything he was asked to do;
but he had bungled. He had been in the kitchen, he had eaten his own
scoffin's there, he had talked with the cook for twenty minutes, he had
even brought up from the cellar a scuttle of coal for the kitchen range
to save the cook's back, but he actually knew less about that house, its
plan, its fastenings, its doors and basement windows than the Basher had
been able to gather with a single stroke of the eye as he loitered down
the street.
“Cripes! Whadje chin about with the kitchen mechanic all dat time, you?”
demanded the Basher.
“She was stringin' me along,” said Looney humbly, “an' I spilled to her
about me an' Slim.”
“Slim! ------ -------- yer, I've a mind t' croak yer!” cried the Basher.
And he nearly did it, knocking the boy down repeatedly, till finally
Looney lay still upon the ground.
“'S'elp me,” said the Basher, “I've a mind to give yer m' boots! You
get up an' beat it! An' if I ever gets my lamps onto you again I _will_
croak you, by Gawd, an' no mistake!”
Looney staggered to his feet and hobbled to a safe distance. And then,
spitting out a broken tooth, he dared to mutter: “If Slimmy was here,
he'd see de color o' youse insides, Slimmy would. Slimmy, he knifed a
yegg oncet wot done less'n dat t'me!”
It was only a week or two after he left the Basher that Looney's faith
in Slim's star was tested again. Half a dozen of the brotherhood were
gathered about a fire in a gravel pit in northern Illinois, swapping
yarns and experiences and making merry. It was a tremendous fire, and
lighted up the hollow as if it were the entrance to Gehenna, flinging
the grotesque shadows of the men against the overhanging embankments,
and causing the inhabitants of a village a mile or so away to wonder
what farmer's haystack was aflame. The tramps were wasting five times
the wood they needed, after their fashion. They had eaten to repletion,
and they were wasting the left-over food from their evening gorge; they
had booze; they were smoking; they felt, for the hour, at peace with the
world.
“Wot ever _did_ become of dat Slim?” asked the Burlington Crip, who
happened to be of the party, looking speculatively at Looney. Even the
sinister Crip, for the nonce, was not toting with him his usual mordant
grouch.
Looney was tending the fire, while he listened to tales of the spacious
days of the great Johnny Yegg himself, and other Titans of the road who
have now assumed the state of legendary heroes; and he was, as usual,
saying nothing.
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